Paul Recommends:
The Klaxons!
Yay! Sci Fi references that only I get because I'm REALLY FUCKING CLEVER. Pretty! Girls at their gigs! Nu-Rave! A whole new label to get all shitty and elitist about! THANK YOU SCENE JESUS.
Minus points for twenty minutes of dead noise at the end of their last track, followed by thirty seconds of pointless white noise noodling. Poor Show Boys, Poor show indeed.
Bonus Plus points - Pretty! girls at their gigs!
Exercise!
Get outside you lazy fucks. I speak especially to the pile of flesh (apparently it was actually a proper human boy child - I was UNCONVINCED) that I christened "Repugnant". Repugnant, for it was he, who tugged at his mother's sleeve and whined "I don't want to go out in the snow mummy, it's cold."
Take a moment to digest that. A small child didn't want to go out in the snow. Our society is Rotten.
Bloc Party!
It's a grower! Also, if you want to know how I felt when I was Seventeen, refer to track 4 - Prayer. Is ace. End off.
Playsuits!
AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME.
Yes.
Metal-ocalypse!
Has anyone else cottoned onto this? Brief synopsis - Deathclock, a wildly successful metal band, are the greatest cultural force the world has ever seen. And really thick. A shadowy cabal of powerful men plot their destruction. HILARITY ENSUES.
It is the greatest cartoon I have ever seen.
The Klaxons!
Yay! Sci Fi references that only I get because I'm REALLY FUCKING CLEVER. Pretty! Girls at their gigs! Nu-Rave! A whole new label to get all shitty and elitist about! THANK YOU SCENE JESUS.
Minus points for twenty minutes of dead noise at the end of their last track, followed by thirty seconds of pointless white noise noodling. Poor Show Boys, Poor show indeed.
Bonus Plus points - Pretty! girls at their gigs!
Exercise!
Get outside you lazy fucks. I speak especially to the pile of flesh (apparently it was actually a proper human boy child - I was UNCONVINCED) that I christened "Repugnant". Repugnant, for it was he, who tugged at his mother's sleeve and whined "I don't want to go out in the snow mummy, it's cold."
Take a moment to digest that. A small child didn't want to go out in the snow. Our society is Rotten.
Bloc Party!
It's a grower! Also, if you want to know how I felt when I was Seventeen, refer to track 4 - Prayer. Is ace. End off.
Playsuits!
AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME.
Yes.
Metal-ocalypse!
Has anyone else cottoned onto this? Brief synopsis - Deathclock, a wildly successful metal band, are the greatest cultural force the world has ever seen. And really thick. A shadowy cabal of powerful men plot their destruction. HILARITY ENSUES.
It is the greatest cartoon I have ever seen.
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I'm allowed to do that, right ?
Nah he was just really rude and ignorant to me, and we got in an argument. Then when i said id punch he said "well go on then". Not the smartest thing he said but not the most stupid either.