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Better do a proper update before I go to China... where to begin? Gah, i hate this, sit down in fornt of the computer, and my head goes blank... Ummm, better fall back to my old favourite, Mocking Yanqui Dogs.

Death Of A President

UK broadcaster Channel 4, who made the mock documentary, said it explored the effects of the War on Terror on the US.

But Gretchen Essell, a spokeswoman for the Republican Party of Texas, called for it not to be screened.


"I cannot support a video that would dramatise the assassination of our president, real or imagined," she told the Press Association news agency.

"I find this shocking, I find it disturbing. I don't know if there are many people in America who would want to watch something like that."


Shit, Gretchen, I suppose we'd better make all our TV with a view to what audiences in America want.

Ahhh... that feels better. Do you feel better? I feel better.

This bit is good as well

John Beyer of UK TV pressure group MediaWatch said the film was "irresponsible".

"There's a lot of feeling against President Bush and this may well put ideas into people's heads."


In further news, The National Curriculum was drastically overhauled, to prevent putting ideas into impressionable childrens heads.

"We'll be focusing lesson around core subjects, mostly Staring at Ceilings, Sighing, and Flicking Bits of Paper, to encourage a complete lack of cognitive thought amongst pupils." said a Ministry spokesman.

ATTENTION PRICKS - Shooting Head's of State is not a new idea. People have been doing it since the 1500's.

You want a new idea on how to bump of heads of state, you've got to try a little harder than average. The Mongols were the fucking tits at it. They wee particularly keen on sticking suckers in sacks and trampling them to death.

Other highlights include flattening a ruler and his entourage beneath a platform whilst Genghis Khan and his general's ate a light meal on top of it. That's some original thinking.


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johnnyforeigner:
STOP PUTTING IDEAS IN MY HEAD BEFORE I TRAMPLE HILLARY ARMSTRONG eeek
Sep 1, 2006
sky:
when do you go to china? and how long for? are you visiting your brother? so many questions!
Sep 2, 2006

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