Today I mostly
Look Like a really clever animal that's figured how to the skins of it's victims as a convincing disguise. My smile looks like a nasty vulpine grin full of over sharp fragment of razor teeth.
Feel Like I've got a pretend cold. I don't feel bad but I'm bunged up and my throats a bit scratchy and I sound all muffled and bunged up when I talk. Shite on Toast. I hate sniffing, I feel like a leper.
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I've been using my mobile phone a lot recently. My kids had better get super powers damnit, or I'm going to feel cheated.
We look back through history and laugh at past ages for the silly things they did, like drilling holes in their head to let the demons out, using mercury to keep their faces pale, or deny themselves sex due to a slavish adherence to the tenets of a spiteful desert religion.
But we're the first generation to keep a source of radiation within three feet of our genitals for more than six hours a day.
Oh how our mutant descendents will laugh at our foolishness!
Spent this evening with a girl that makes me panic, constantly, whenever i'm around her. Was quite nice in a sort of "Oh yeah, I remember now! This is what it was like to be fifteen! This is Shit!" kind of way.
What've you lot been up to?
Look Like a really clever animal that's figured how to the skins of it's victims as a convincing disguise. My smile looks like a nasty vulpine grin full of over sharp fragment of razor teeth.
Feel Like I've got a pretend cold. I don't feel bad but I'm bunged up and my throats a bit scratchy and I sound all muffled and bunged up when I talk. Shite on Toast. I hate sniffing, I feel like a leper.
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I've been using my mobile phone a lot recently. My kids had better get super powers damnit, or I'm going to feel cheated.
We look back through history and laugh at past ages for the silly things they did, like drilling holes in their head to let the demons out, using mercury to keep their faces pale, or deny themselves sex due to a slavish adherence to the tenets of a spiteful desert religion.
But we're the first generation to keep a source of radiation within three feet of our genitals for more than six hours a day.
Oh how our mutant descendents will laugh at our foolishness!
Spent this evening with a girl that makes me panic, constantly, whenever i'm around her. Was quite nice in a sort of "Oh yeah, I remember now! This is what it was like to be fifteen! This is Shit!" kind of way.
What've you lot been up to?
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Im a Manc! dont you tar me with the brummie brush, god knows where its been!
Here is my regime:
0.5k on the treadmill (.05 walking, .4 running, .05 walking)
50 reps on the vertical shoulder press on 3
50 reps on the pec deck on 4
50 reps on the bicep curl on 3
50 reps on the leg press on 7
50 reps on the seated chest press on 3
1K rowing
2.5 miles cycling
Then repeat the whole lot
Any comments/suggestions? It's not the most advanced or well equipped gym in the world