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Ben and I have discovered the best game in the world. What Clichd Film Characters would you be?

So far we've figured out that in a cowboy film Ben would be the "bemused and cynical bystander who gets drawn into events and keeps telling the lead how he's going to get killed by the villain", or the "good natured bartender of the local cathouse, who treats the girls with a worldly wise paternal care, and whose cheery demeanour hides a dark past"

Then we surmised that I'd be best suited to being the "cynical and bitter sheriff, offered one last shot at redemption with the arrival of the hero, dying in the climatic gun battle, feeling ten years younger, able to walk straight without feeling like a goddamn lie"

Also - Romantic Comedy Ben is "The wisecracking best friend who offers bad advice and usually ends up with the second-stringer girl in the final scene."

Whereas I'm "The wildly unsuitable bad egg boyfriend of the female lead who will be revealed as the Cad and Bounder he undoubtably is at the film's climax - Possibly gets punched out."

Action Film Paul and Ben is currently being discussed.
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