There is a temptation in the greying half days between christmas and new years to fall into a deep funk.
Perhaps it is the sense of the last days of the year slowing slipping away. You've eaten it into a diabetic coma over christmas and boxing day, and now you're just waiting a respectable interval before you cosh it over the head with a shovel and pronounce it dead.
Some People might let themselves go a little.
Some People might not shower or change their clothes for four days.
Some People might stumble around the house, getting slowly screwed on whiskey and shouting at chairs.
Some People, but not me. Oh no. Definetely not me.
Honest
Instead, I give you people reasons to be cheerful.
1# Girls called Katya - They sound like they could be russian! Maybe they're a KGB sleeper agent! Maybe they're the last of the Romanovs! The Exotic Potential!
2# Snow!
3# Find twenty quid in your back pocket. Fortuitous Money Find Bonus Score! Dance Monkey Monkey!
4# okay, this next one is a bit obscure, and is probably only of use to you if you're a handsome but reckless country boy isolated out in the back of beyond, who has spent the last four days unwashed and drunk on whiskey. You can love him, but you can't trust him. It's still a lot of fun.
Smashing the half a foot of ice formed in the water barrels with your new ice ax. FUCK YES.
Perhaps it is the sense of the last days of the year slowing slipping away. You've eaten it into a diabetic coma over christmas and boxing day, and now you're just waiting a respectable interval before you cosh it over the head with a shovel and pronounce it dead.
Some People might let themselves go a little.
Some People might not shower or change their clothes for four days.
Some People might stumble around the house, getting slowly screwed on whiskey and shouting at chairs.
Some People, but not me. Oh no. Definetely not me.
Honest
Instead, I give you people reasons to be cheerful.
1# Girls called Katya - They sound like they could be russian! Maybe they're a KGB sleeper agent! Maybe they're the last of the Romanovs! The Exotic Potential!
2# Snow!
3# Find twenty quid in your back pocket. Fortuitous Money Find Bonus Score! Dance Monkey Monkey!
4# okay, this next one is a bit obscure, and is probably only of use to you if you're a handsome but reckless country boy isolated out in the back of beyond, who has spent the last four days unwashed and drunk on whiskey. You can love him, but you can't trust him. It's still a lot of fun.
Smashing the half a foot of ice formed in the water barrels with your new ice ax. FUCK YES.
