In the following entry there are three deliberate lies. See if you can spot them all!
This Weekend I:
Spoke to pretty girls.
Idly drank laudnuam ad read obscene persian poetry.
Won a chin up contest.
Got touched by a boy in my swimsuit area.
Wrote a touching love story between a sniper and the daughter of a god.
Killed a man in vicious knife fight down a back street of Madrid.
Read a harrowing account of a man being stripped naked and having his testicles beaten.
Read up on the escalating tensions in Ethiopia and Eritrea.
Wondered about what a giant catfish would say, if it could speak.
With the aid of powerful psychotropic drugs realised that 'god' is merely the universe, observing itself from a point outside time.
What lies can you tell me about your weekend?
This Weekend I:
Spoke to pretty girls.
Idly drank laudnuam ad read obscene persian poetry.
Won a chin up contest.
Got touched by a boy in my swimsuit area.
Wrote a touching love story between a sniper and the daughter of a god.
Killed a man in vicious knife fight down a back street of Madrid.
Read a harrowing account of a man being stripped naked and having his testicles beaten.
Read up on the escalating tensions in Ethiopia and Eritrea.
Wondered about what a giant catfish would say, if it could speak.
With the aid of powerful psychotropic drugs realised that 'god' is merely the universe, observing itself from a point outside time.
What lies can you tell me about your weekend?
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maelwys:
I visited the moon, got drunk in a zero-g bar, had a fight with some martians and then puked all over Io. It was a good weekend.
crackheidi:
Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'm loving that penultimate one. Once I think of something creative enough, I'll drop back.