Oh.
Oh Wow.
No more writing when I'm playing Mr Insomnia.
What's been occuring in the wonderful land of Paul?
Three things mainly.
Spartan Total Warrior. Hack, Slash, Block, Smash, Stab, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill. Greco-Roman myth blended with frenetic fightporn. Romans with dodgy East End accents. Score. Has replaced Halo as my video game violence fix.
Kelly, Gorgeous, Funny, very very sweet - but she'll never willingly admit to it. And unfortunately, much smarter than me.
Ever since I got that damn kiss from her, and made her my (sort of) Girlfriend, she's been running rings around me, reducing me from my usual Alpha Male status to a confused and needy little bitch.
Horrible. A state of affairs that must be remedied. This week begins my charm blitzkrieg that will achieve one singular aim. Get Kelly to admit that she's my girlfriend.
And from there, consolidate my power until I am once again back in charge.
Lastly, Mountains. I want to risk my life again. it is a sickness. There is no cure. Ben Nevis is probably the next step up. After that, I'm going to have to step up training for some proper alpine climbs, getting myself some skills and experience. End objective - The Matterhorn.
Oh Wow.
No more writing when I'm playing Mr Insomnia.
What's been occuring in the wonderful land of Paul?
Three things mainly.
Spartan Total Warrior. Hack, Slash, Block, Smash, Stab, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill. Greco-Roman myth blended with frenetic fightporn. Romans with dodgy East End accents. Score. Has replaced Halo as my video game violence fix.
Kelly, Gorgeous, Funny, very very sweet - but she'll never willingly admit to it. And unfortunately, much smarter than me.
Ever since I got that damn kiss from her, and made her my (sort of) Girlfriend, she's been running rings around me, reducing me from my usual Alpha Male status to a confused and needy little bitch.
Horrible. A state of affairs that must be remedied. This week begins my charm blitzkrieg that will achieve one singular aim. Get Kelly to admit that she's my girlfriend.
And from there, consolidate my power until I am once again back in charge.
Lastly, Mountains. I want to risk my life again. it is a sickness. There is no cure. Ben Nevis is probably the next step up. After that, I'm going to have to step up training for some proper alpine climbs, getting myself some skills and experience. End objective - The Matterhorn.
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Remember: girls are smarter than boys!
A pony to use the reins on? I am so funny!