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Clinton, Missouri

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Wednesday Dec 06, 2006

Dec 6, 2006
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Dear Raisin Free Cinnamon Swirl Bagel with Hazelnut Cream Cheese that I ate for breakfast this morning,

You have made me realize that there is some sort of higher power. Clearly you were too mouthwateringly scrumptious to have been created by a mere mortal. You were the epitome of soft, creamy bagel goodness. You had just the right amount of high quality cinnamon, and no disgusting slimy, squishy raisins tainted you. Your cream cheese was so yummy I could've covered everything in it's delightful warm smell and tasty tastiness. It even had real nuts. It's almost making me tear up a little at the thought that you aren't here with me any longer. But know this, you are missed. And you were thoroughly enjoyed while you were here. I'm glad we met. You were a fantastic little round peice of bread heaven that I will remember forever.

Love, Me.

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