There's a bear, a lion and a chicken...
The bear turns round and says: "Im well hard me. I just stand on my back legs and growl and everyone in the forest is scared!"
The lion turns and says: "Well all I have to do I raw and everyone in the desert runs away in fear!"
The chicken waddles over, looks up at them both...
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The bear turns round and says: "Im well hard me. I just stand on my back legs and growl and everyone in the forest is scared!"
The lion turns and says: "Well all I have to do I raw and everyone in the desert runs away in fear!"
The chicken waddles over, looks up at them both...
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thee_raiden:
Hahahah awesome ! xx
unida:
u really can be jealous because it was soo fuckin awesome!!! 
You know when you have to let someone go because you know it would be too painful if you didnt?
Boy that sucks
Boy that sucks
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tribalmisfit:
mmmmm that makes me sad 
pinkfuckermeow:
im sorry babes!!!! hugs n kisses!!!! 
im sorry babes!!!! hugs n kisses!!!! This has got to be the only country where you can;
*Film yourself random assaulting strangers... (14 months!?!?)
*Steal a car and kill someone... (12 weeks!?!?)
*Rape a child... (2 years!?!?)
then
*Tie a defenceless animal to a tree and burn it to death. (6 months!?!?)
...and get out before the next world cup final... Hell, if you're lucky, which no doubt you will be,...
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*Film yourself random assaulting strangers... (14 months!?!?)
*Steal a car and kill someone... (12 weeks!?!?)
*Rape a child... (2 years!?!?)
then
*Tie a defenceless animal to a tree and burn it to death. (6 months!?!?)
...and get out before the next world cup final... Hell, if you're lucky, which no doubt you will be,...
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amaya:
Und wie alles begann das wei keiner mehr,
und am klgsten ist man doch immer hinterher
wie losgerissen von mir selber steh ich allein hier
und nichts auch gar nichts kann mehr zurck zu Dir
ich wollt ich htte Dir alles und nichts getan
ich wollt ich knnte mich sehen in Deinem Kopf
in Deinem Kopf - kopfkino..
Und wie alles begann das wei keiner mehr,
und am klgsten ist man doch immer hinterher
wie losgerissen von mir selber steh ich allein hier
und nichts auch gar nichts kann mehr zurck zu Dir
ich wollt ich htte Dir alles und nichts getan
ich wollt ich knnte mich sehen in Deinem Kopf
in Deinem Kopf - kopfkino..
blythe:
your journal voiced what ive been feelin for sooo many years!!! x
Hugs...
...need...
...hugs...
...need...
...hugs...
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sistervigilante:
*hugs* whats up?
chase:
emo!!!!!
New low...
You know when you think you mite see something on the horizon...
Something that could really make you happy?...
Then you find out its never going to happen...
...first time Ive cried in a while...
I hate the way things always turn out
You know when you think you mite see something on the horizon...
Something that could really make you happy?...
Then you find out its never going to happen...
...first time Ive cried in a while...
I hate the way things always turn out
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mckenzie:
kisses for you!
kamikaze:
big ballons they are 
Put a gun against my head and paint the walls with my brains...
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chase:
i got no credit to text you back
xxx
xxx
nic:
You're bluffing.
Good xmas?...
Actually, dont tell, I couldnt really care less.
Dont get me wrong, I hope it was great and Im not being cruel, mine was pretty crap, as usual. But I cant do anything about it now, so fuck it. Besides, yesterday 3 kids were found alone in their house after they're mom died. She hit her head after falling from a ladder reaching...
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Actually, dont tell, I couldnt really care less.
Dont get me wrong, I hope it was great and Im not being cruel, mine was pretty crap, as usual. But I cant do anything about it now, so fuck it. Besides, yesterday 3 kids were found alone in their house after they're mom died. She hit her head after falling from a ladder reaching...
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fathomtalon:
Happy New Year!
leola:
Thanks hun - I'm a total wimp so I'm shitting it!
It has to be said, at the moment Im looking astonishingly white trash. 
Im crashed out on my bed watching Nightmare on Elm Street 2, in a check shirt, aviator shades and odd socks, eating pop tarts, drinking Stella and Jim Beam (no, not together) out of the bottle and chocking away on a pack of Luckies.
Ill rewind a bit
Well the majority weeks...
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Im crashed out on my bed watching Nightmare on Elm Street 2, in a check shirt, aviator shades and odd socks, eating pop tarts, drinking Stella and Jim Beam (no, not together) out of the bottle and chocking away on a pack of Luckies.
Ill rewind a bit
Well the majority weeks...
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lara6666:
Come on over and find out for yourself! 
cancontrol:
11. search and destroy by Sir Iggy Pop
7am: Wake up and get ready for work.
1.15pm: Find a dead body.
5.30pm Get back from work.
Addition: Ok, ok, that proberly was'nt fair dropping that bombshell, then not explaining. So...
Firstly, and weirdly I dont know my exact job title. I know that sounds stupid, but I was on the notion of; "You're giving me a job and a car!? Sweet, where do...
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1.15pm: Find a dead body.
5.30pm Get back from work.
Addition: Ok, ok, that proberly was'nt fair dropping that bombshell, then not explaining. So...
Firstly, and weirdly I dont know my exact job title. I know that sounds stupid, but I was on the notion of; "You're giving me a job and a car!? Sweet, where do...
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leola:
hey you goat humping extraodinaire, I might pop down for a couple today but I won't be about for the duration - more of a pop by say hello sort of thing. Are you coming to London? text me your number again!
chase:
where was my text then?
x
x
Firstly; I hate you all!!!
Ok, thats a little vague, Ill revise...
I hate you Faye and all you wankers who responded to her bloody journal...
In response to said journal entry, my mobile is temporarally out of action as Ive broke it a week or two back, and being as thats the only camera Ive got, you'll either have to come to my house...
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Ok, thats a little vague, Ill revise...
I hate you Faye and all you wankers who responded to her bloody journal...
In response to said journal entry, my mobile is temporarally out of action as Ive broke it a week or two back, and being as thats the only camera Ive got, you'll either have to come to my house...
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chase:
yeah yeah, so you gonna get your bits out for the girls then? ..and theres me thinking i was special!
xx
xx
tayler:
grrrrrrl 