Some Random Facts About Me:
*My middle name is "Guess". This confuses the majority of people who ask me what my middle name is.
*After twenty years of thorough research, it was discovered that I am actually the product of a year long affair between Pee Wee Herman and Chewbacca.
*I am the orginial source for the legend of the Loch Ness Monster.
*My bodily...
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*My middle name is "Guess". This confuses the majority of people who ask me what my middle name is.
*After twenty years of thorough research, it was discovered that I am actually the product of a year long affair between Pee Wee Herman and Chewbacca.
*I am the orginial source for the legend of the Loch Ness Monster.
*My bodily...
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leylei:
in the proccess of colouring my hair, it's orange now still, another 40 pounds of bleach should make it glisten all blonde like 
thats all i've done and cleaned my kitchen
thats all i've done and cleaned my kitchen
summer:
did you delete me and then re-add me? 
i could have sworn we were friends before!
i could have sworn we were friends before!Get me the fuck off ebay!...
Please?
Someone?
Ahhhh...Help!
Bollocks.
Ive just bought another pair of sunglasses.
Shit.
I have a problem...
Anyway
Ive been told not to 'sing' tonight. I think im gonna listen to that advise, I do still feel rough, plus im tired at hell. Tried recording some loops last night as I 'borrowed' a new Audiotechnica mic from work and Si...
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Please?
Someone?
Ahhhh...Help!
Bollocks.
Ive just bought another pair of sunglasses.
Shit.
I have a problem...
Anyway
Ive been told not to 'sing' tonight. I think im gonna listen to that advise, I do still feel rough, plus im tired at hell. Tried recording some loops last night as I 'borrowed' a new Audiotechnica mic from work and Si...
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akemi:
GET OFF EBAY!
Nah stay on- sunglasses are great!
thankyou for the set comment honey
yes I am a baking rug muncher, and I fucking love it!!
Nah stay on- sunglasses are great!
thankyou for the set comment honey
yes I am a baking rug muncher, and I fucking love it!!
acwildheart:
Aye, it's Amazon that's causing me problems at present. Must...get...more...Killing...Joke...albums... 
As for enlightenment, have a Weebl & Bob cartoon.
As for enlightenment, have a Weebl & Bob cartoon.
Well he's not necessarily trying to say that he minds it
But someone plays evil tricks on that kid
Well he's not necessarily trying to say god can't be trusted
But someone plays real evil tricks on that kid
And certain situations scream for deviations
But somehow he always gets stuck in the middle
Of this and that and man he should try less
Because...
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But someone plays evil tricks on that kid
Well he's not necessarily trying to say god can't be trusted
But someone plays real evil tricks on that kid
And certain situations scream for deviations
But somehow he always gets stuck in the middle
Of this and that and man he should try less
Because...
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Had another horrible dream last night. 
I had moved back home but my dad was being really fuckin' horrible to me and I kept nearly snapping and loosing it. I know it not exactly very surreal but thats just it, it seem so realistic I woke up so depressed and angry. It was awful. The rest of the day I was in really nasty mood....
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I had moved back home but my dad was being really fuckin' horrible to me and I kept nearly snapping and loosing it. I know it not exactly very surreal but thats just it, it seem so realistic I woke up so depressed and angry. It was awful. The rest of the day I was in really nasty mood....
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faye:
I just went through a week of that no sleep bullshit. I was so pissed. I was so tired but everytime I went to sleep I would have a horrible nightmare get up and just think about it and everything else that was going on over and over....BLAH!
*lol Whatever though.
Have I told you that you're hot yet today?
Cause you are.
*lol Whatever though.
Have I told you that you're hot yet today?
Cause you are.
klair:
cool! 
*cough*
Ok, well... eventfull weekend, all in all.
Ill start, *cough* with last night... Got back home about 3pm Saturday day, knackered and cold so, in all my wisdom, decied to get pissed. Sent Si round to the offie' for a beer run... The ejit came back with a bottle of vodka, Lemonade, Pringles, Strongbow, a Boost bar and a bottle of fuckin' Cherry! Being...
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Ok, well... eventfull weekend, all in all.
Ill start, *cough* with last night... Got back home about 3pm Saturday day, knackered and cold so, in all my wisdom, decied to get pissed. Sent Si round to the offie' for a beer run... The ejit came back with a bottle of vodka, Lemonade, Pringles, Strongbow, a Boost bar and a bottle of fuckin' Cherry! Being...
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linds_:
mmmmm.....irn bru.
i'm sure i've been to/passed through corby before. hmm.
i'm sure i've been to/passed through corby before. hmm.
linds_:
damn scots!
wow...you're pretty.... and i'm out of smokes.
wow...you're pretty.... and i'm out of smokes.
Im bored...So, in my wisdom I have compiled a list of things that you should look out for and where possible, avoid:
anal rape
quicksand
body lice
evil spirits
gridlock
acid rain
continental drift
labor violence
flash floods
rabies
torture
bad luck
calcium deficiency
falling rocks
cattle stampedes
bank failure
evil neighbors
killer bees
organ rejection
lynching
toxic waste
unstable dynamite
religious fanatics
prickly heat...
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anal rape
quicksand
body lice
evil spirits
gridlock
acid rain
continental drift
labor violence
flash floods
rabies
torture
bad luck
calcium deficiency
falling rocks
cattle stampedes
bank failure
evil neighbors
killer bees
organ rejection
lynching
toxic waste
unstable dynamite
religious fanatics
prickly heat...
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fanny:
awwww.... i just discovered your testimonial
disco:
New profile pic is it? I would chastize you and tell you to 'put it away' but hey, who am I to critisise, I've got me flippin' minge out on t'internet.
Them's are quite some hips you got there though haha
xxx
Them's are quite some hips you got there though haha
xxx
Great night last night. Finally met Fanny ...who was, by the way, smaller than I imagined (and feistier) but none the less totally adorible ... so there you go 
Anyway, also met up with Frankie , Cinderella (who stole my hat, grrrrr!) , Abortion along with Matt and a few other people... Drinking insued... Falling down was a result. I think a good night was...
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Finally met Fanny ...who was, by the way, smaller than I imagined (and feistier) but none the less totally adorible ... so there you go
Anyway, also met up with Frankie , Cinderella (who stole my hat, grrrrr!)
, Abortion along with Matt and a few other people... Drinking insued... Falling down was a result. I think a good night was... Read More
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arete:
thank you so much for the awesome comment on my set- it made me so happy!!
i hope that this weekend is as fun for you as last weekend sounds like it was
i hope that this weekend is as fun for you as last weekend sounds like it was
leylei:
what's your band called, it be cool to come and see you guys some time
It pains me to say it but I hate her SO much.
Everythings changed... I used to be understanding towards what happened, hell I would have still given my life for you, (that may sound a little rash, but thats how I felt) but over the last week all thats just fizzled off into pure fuckin' hatred. In general, this whole fuckin' months been a...
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Everythings changed... I used to be understanding towards what happened, hell I would have still given my life for you, (that may sound a little rash, but thats how I felt) but over the last week all thats just fizzled off into pure fuckin' hatred. In general, this whole fuckin' months been a...
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creamygoodness:
Damn, I didn't notice you drop off my friends list till you came back. Your last entry scares me, a blood clot? Is that as bad as it sounds?
abortion:
Shit man that's heavy.
Hey bud it was cool meeting you last night, i went onto Eddies after saying goodbye to the SG people it was so much better shame we couldn't get everyone else to go.
Hey bud it was cool meeting you last night, i went onto Eddies after saying goodbye to the SG people it was so much better shame we couldn't get everyone else to go.
they think its a blood clot
k_kat:
A blood clot where? And can they remove it? Is it serious? How are you feeling now?
Sorry so many questions. You don't have to answer them if you don't want to.
I hope you're ok right now.
Please take care of yourself.
Sorry so many questions.
You don't have to answer them if you don't want to.
I hope you're ok right now.
Please take care of yourself.
x a billion
To everyone: Its nothing personal that my friends list is empty. Im not good company. Nothings going right at moment, Im pulling up the floorboards in my mind.
I wont be back on until I get my test results back at the earliest. Thank you to everyone whos been there for me. I tresure you all.
X
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perdy:
What? hey? listen to Nadine the lady is talking a lot of sense. If you need help just reach out and take it, it isn't as hard as it seems.
k_kat:
I'm really starting to worry! Hope you are well.
Hope you are well.