Surfside 6... Who lives there?
Surfside 6... Young bachelors?
Surfside 6... And where is it?
In Miami Beach...
Cha cha cha cha.
*sigh*... thats SO not got old yet
Sorry, family guy referance... 
Ok, so, not done a great deal this week. Cut most of my hair off on friday
...cant do anything with it now... dont like it 
meh. But that alwasy happens, Want a change... cut it, hate it, wait for it to grow back... vicious cycle
I took Hank (from hell II) hostage...
...noone cared. The poor things practically dead anyway, he sounds like he's had a 60 a day habbit since birth.
The rest of the weekend was spent drinking haggard ass cocktails smoking way too much and falling over. So the norm really.
God thats a sad state of affairs...
Still, ive kinda met someone But she live bloody miles away
Bugger.
BUT... I found some old pictures from The Beast Feast Festival in Japan! I totally forgot I had them! So happy now. Ive added them, so go have a look. Sorry about the quality they were taken on our phones.
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Yet, more random facts
*I invented the "Jay's Burn-Them-Motherfuckers Grill". It barely sold anything and was quickly taken off of the market. Three weeks later George Foreman copied the same design and made millions off of it... Bastard.
*On my seventh birthday, I dismantled the television set and used the cathode ray tube as a party hat.
*I am the only human being capable of skiing through a revolving door.
*I once bred a pug and a monkey. The result was Jade Goodie. Sorry everyone.
*On The Seventh Day, me and God invented the beer bong. This led to the untimely death of the dinosaurs.
*Kicking me in my right kneecap renders mr unstable for approximately 4 minutes and 23 seconds.
Surfside 6... Young bachelors?
Surfside 6... And where is it?
In Miami Beach...
Cha cha cha cha.
*sigh*... thats SO not got old yet
Sorry, family guy referance...
Ok, so, not done a great deal this week. Cut most of my hair off on friday
...cant do anything with it now... dont like it meh. But that alwasy happens, Want a change... cut it, hate it, wait for it to grow back... vicious cycle
I took Hank (from hell II) hostage...
...noone cared. The poor things practically dead anyway, he sounds like he's had a 60 a day habbit since birth.
The rest of the weekend was spent drinking haggard ass cocktails smoking way too much and falling over. So the norm really.
God thats a sad state of affairs...
Still, ive kinda met someone
But she live bloody miles away
Bugger.
BUT... I found some old pictures from The Beast Feast Festival in Japan!
I totally forgot I had them! So happy now. Ive added them, so go have a look. Sorry about the quality they were taken on our phones.
------------------------------------------------------
Yet, more random facts
*I invented the "Jay's Burn-Them-Motherfuckers Grill". It barely sold anything and was quickly taken off of the market. Three weeks later George Foreman copied the same design and made millions off of it... Bastard.
*On my seventh birthday, I dismantled the television set and used the cathode ray tube as a party hat.
*I am the only human being capable of skiing through a revolving door.
*I once bred a pug and a monkey. The result was Jade Goodie. Sorry everyone.
*On The Seventh Day, me and God invented the beer bong. This led to the untimely death of the dinosaurs.
*Kicking me in my right kneecap renders mr unstable for approximately 4 minutes and 23 seconds.
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