Im back, woh woh, rock you like hurricane! 
Yeah*cough*, im home again, nice to be back in my own bed, apposed to (no, not someone elses!) a fuckin' transit van
The rest of the guys are still out there for a few more days, but unfortunatly Ive got other stuff to do. Still, the tour was... eventful. I wont bore you all with it now I sure you can use your imagination 
So, come on, tell me what all you bastards have been upto...
(Big sorry to all at the Stoke SG show, Im really sorry I couldnt make it!
Heard you all rock your lil socks off though! 
)
Ill leave you all with a couple more facts about me:
* When I was 4 I dropped out after playschool because I was deemed too cool for school.
*I was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. A Diplodocus once called my mom fat so I killed each and every dinosaur with an icepick and a baseball bat wrapped in 40-grit sandpaper. Fact!
*One bank holiday I invented the Kazoo as humanity's last line of defense against the vorlons.
*I always go swimming less than 15 minutes after eating.
...and dont forget:
Due to the favorable exchange rate, a Jennifer Lopez in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush.
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Addition
All the guys from Johnny Truant have miraculously found their way to me!
Ive been holding on to Paul's passport because the daft dastard forgot it! I swear, their van's in a constant state of decay, everytime I see that thing something else has fallen off it! Oh well, off to London. 
ps. Ive just found the holy grail of all clothing on ebay! 
$650... I MUST own!!!
Yeah*cough*, im home again, nice to be back in my own bed, apposed to (no, not someone elses!) a fuckin' transit van
The rest of the guys are still out there for a few more days, but unfortunatly Ive got other stuff to do. Still, the tour was... eventful. I wont bore you all with it now I sure you can use your imagination
So, come on, tell me what all you bastards have been upto...
(Big sorry to all at the Stoke SG show, Im really sorry I couldnt make it!
Heard you all rock your lil socks off though! )
Ill leave you all with a couple more facts about me:
* When I was 4 I dropped out after playschool because I was deemed too cool for school.
*I was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. A Diplodocus once called my mom fat so I killed each and every dinosaur with an icepick and a baseball bat wrapped in 40-grit sandpaper. Fact!
*One bank holiday I invented the Kazoo as humanity's last line of defense against the vorlons.
*I always go swimming less than 15 minutes after eating.
...and dont forget:
Due to the favorable exchange rate, a Jennifer Lopez in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush.
*****************************************
Addition
All the guys from Johnny Truant have miraculously found their way to me!
Ive been holding on to Paul's passport because the daft dastard forgot it! I swear, their van's in a constant state of decay, everytime I see that thing something else has fallen off it! Oh well, off to London.
ps. Ive just found the holy grail of all clothing on ebay!
$650... I MUST own!!!
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And my frustration led me to throw it in the bin and for it to fall apart all together
It was a sad time.