I had such a weird dream on Monday.
I was working at a university. But an old university, and it had a massive open kinda court yard with the main big buildings surrounding it. Now, I cant remember what I actully worked 'as' there but I can remember who I worked with. Mark and Jeremy from channel 4's Peep Show aswell as 'Sophie' who's also in Look Around You on BB2 (Olivia Colman) and some random young hot girl.
Now, me and Jeremy spent most of our time running around, moching Mark and pissing about. Then at some point all 5 of us were in one of the buildings talking. Well, they were talking me and Jeremy were playing slaps or something. Then 'Random hot girl' left with some paperwork in her hand. Im guessing this obviously caught my attention. Then about a minute later Sophie said 'I have to tell her!' and legged it out the big double doors. The rest of us got outside a few seconds later and Sophie's there out of breath. Then as she goes to run off again, Mark shouted something like 'Come on!' and runs after her. I stayed where I was but Jeremy followed Mark, about 20/30 feet behind him. After a short chase Mark had Sophie on the grass and was kneeling over with his arse kinda in the air. At this point I noticed Jeremy was still running full pelt at both of them. Then, as he actully passed Mark he reached down and wedgied him, ripping his green and white striped boxers clean off. Marks writhing around on the floor as Jeremy then slows down, out of breath turns around to face me holding (still perfectly intact!) aloft the underwear with a massive shit eating grin on his face.
That when I woke up...laughing.
It was just plain bizzare.
Other than that there nothing else to really report on. I need to get my lip tattooed over a couple more times.
Played a gig on Tuesday, just guesting with my mates band. I could only do 2 songs before I collapsed. Just covers of New Noise by Refused and Voodoo People by Prodigy, which luckly is mainly instumental because I oblitirated myself during the first song.
Once again, im so drained. I can bearly move.
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We're going to Texas on the 15th to play at the Backroom Bar in Austin headlining the Metal Hammer stage and the new album release has been confermed for the 23rd May! And I was told yesterday my ex is getting married! lol Ive had the best 24hrs!!!
So for all of you who wanna sneek peek of the new shit just
Click Here!
Fuck yeah!
I was working at a university. But an old university, and it had a massive open kinda court yard with the main big buildings surrounding it. Now, I cant remember what I actully worked 'as' there but I can remember who I worked with. Mark and Jeremy from channel 4's Peep Show aswell as 'Sophie' who's also in Look Around You on BB2 (Olivia Colman) and some random young hot girl.
Now, me and Jeremy spent most of our time running around, moching Mark and pissing about. Then at some point all 5 of us were in one of the buildings talking. Well, they were talking me and Jeremy were playing slaps or something. Then 'Random hot girl' left with some paperwork in her hand. Im guessing this obviously caught my attention. Then about a minute later Sophie said 'I have to tell her!' and legged it out the big double doors. The rest of us got outside a few seconds later and Sophie's there out of breath. Then as she goes to run off again, Mark shouted something like 'Come on!' and runs after her. I stayed where I was but Jeremy followed Mark, about 20/30 feet behind him. After a short chase Mark had Sophie on the grass and was kneeling over with his arse kinda in the air. At this point I noticed Jeremy was still running full pelt at both of them. Then, as he actully passed Mark he reached down and wedgied him, ripping his green and white striped boxers clean off. Marks writhing around on the floor as Jeremy then slows down, out of breath turns around to face me holding (still perfectly intact!) aloft the underwear with a massive shit eating grin on his face.
That when I woke up...laughing.
It was just plain bizzare.
Other than that there nothing else to really report on. I need to get my lip tattooed over a couple more times.
Played a gig on Tuesday, just guesting with my mates band. I could only do 2 songs before I collapsed. Just covers of New Noise by Refused and Voodoo People by Prodigy, which luckly is mainly instumental because I oblitirated myself during the first song.
Once again, im so drained. I can bearly move.
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Edit:
We're going to Texas on the 15th to play at the Backroom Bar in Austin headlining the Metal Hammer stage and the new album release has been confermed for the 23rd May! And I was told yesterday my ex is getting married! lol Ive had the best 24hrs!!!
So for all of you who wanna sneek peek of the new shit just
Click Here!
Fuck yeah!
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innocence:
But I quite like Charley boy-he's quite amusing It's the fact that he doesn't give a fuck that is so great. And those ears-man those ears!
But I quite like Charley boy-he's quite amusing It's the fact that he doesn't give a fuck that is so great. And those ears-man those ears!
innocence:
lol can't disagree with the inbred thick as pig shit part! I guess they attract thousands of tourists though, without which we'd be a bit fucked. I don't really care about the Royals in the slightest though, just wish people would leave him and Camilla alone because it's really got bugger all to do with everyone!