Ahhhh its Sunday, what better day could there be for me to annoy Christians!? Boy, I hate those fuckers. Theres one group of people that constantly piss me off.
I was on tour a while back in Cardiff, and ild left the tour bus to go look around, and as usual ive dived into our merchandise boxes for a clean t shirt, which aptly reads 'Sniff glue, worship Satan'. So I wandering around with Frank and some woman shouts at me, "You're going to hell"! "Yeah? Im already in fuckin Wales lady! Tell me something that'll really scare me, like our bus has broken down!" But thats the best way to piss these people off... challenge them. I love fucking around with such diehard relgious people.
You know, I saw some pictures from a Christian pro death penalty demonstration somewhere in the states... See, I know a few people who found this ironic. Manly people who know the words of christ. Yeah, I didnt know 'Thou shalt not kill' had a foot note. But yeah apperntly its 'Thou sahlt not kill'*
(*unless you really want to)
But personly I didnt find it ironic at all, chirstians in support for the death penalty. After all if it wasnt for capital punishment, you know, we wouldnt have an Easter. So fuck it, thats a 3 day weekend where im from.
But you know what makes me laugh? In a vain attempt to connect with todays youth they've done a new Bible it modern updated English. I guess to make more paletable for the kids. But its kinda strange to read, '...And Jesus turned the water into wine and John said: "Awsome!" ...abit weird. They should just rename it 'Jesus and the Deciples Bogus Journey' ...alittle more apt, ill think you'll agree.
Sorry if at this point any of your a Catholic of Christian.
Im not sorry that I may have offened you, im just sorry are either Catholic of Christian. Because, really, that must suck for y'all. You really picked a winner there didnt you. Look at it for fuck sake. An eternity of pain, suffering, damnation and red hot pokers up your ass if you question Gods infinate love... yeah. Nice one. Ill get back to ya on that option.
Need more proof? Just look at the Pope. God's right hand man on earth. The most holy guy on the planet. Non more important to the religion amongst us. Yet, he rides round in a bomb proof all terrain SUV behind 4 foot of bullet proof plexy glass, surrouned by armed body guards...
Wheres exactly did you say you left your devine faith again?...
Fuckin' idiots.
(ps. Ive add some of the artwork ive been working on for the upcoming EP. Tell me what you think.)
I was on tour a while back in Cardiff, and ild left the tour bus to go look around, and as usual ive dived into our merchandise boxes for a clean t shirt, which aptly reads 'Sniff glue, worship Satan'. So I wandering around with Frank and some woman shouts at me, "You're going to hell"! "Yeah? Im already in fuckin Wales lady! Tell me something that'll really scare me, like our bus has broken down!" But thats the best way to piss these people off... challenge them. I love fucking around with such diehard relgious people.
You know, I saw some pictures from a Christian pro death penalty demonstration somewhere in the states... See, I know a few people who found this ironic. Manly people who know the words of christ. Yeah, I didnt know 'Thou shalt not kill' had a foot note. But yeah apperntly its 'Thou sahlt not kill'*
(*unless you really want to)
But personly I didnt find it ironic at all, chirstians in support for the death penalty. After all if it wasnt for capital punishment, you know, we wouldnt have an Easter. So fuck it, thats a 3 day weekend where im from.
But you know what makes me laugh? In a vain attempt to connect with todays youth they've done a new Bible it modern updated English. I guess to make more paletable for the kids. But its kinda strange to read, '...And Jesus turned the water into wine and John said: "Awsome!" ...abit weird. They should just rename it 'Jesus and the Deciples Bogus Journey' ...alittle more apt, ill think you'll agree.
Sorry if at this point any of your a Catholic of Christian.
Im not sorry that I may have offened you, im just sorry are either Catholic of Christian. Because, really, that must suck for y'all. You really picked a winner there didnt you. Look at it for fuck sake. An eternity of pain, suffering, damnation and red hot pokers up your ass if you question Gods infinate love... yeah. Nice one. Ill get back to ya on that option.
Need more proof? Just look at the Pope. God's right hand man on earth. The most holy guy on the planet. Non more important to the religion amongst us. Yet, he rides round in a bomb proof all terrain SUV behind 4 foot of bullet proof plexy glass, surrouned by armed body guards...
Wheres exactly did you say you left your devine faith again?...
Fuckin' idiots.
(ps. Ive add some of the artwork ive been working on for the upcoming EP. Tell me what you think.)
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jaqueline_:
Haha, I'm Catholic. But who gives a fuck? Religion means nothing. If I was where I was 7 years ago, but at my age now, I would have been banished from the church. They can't have a tattooed, pierced, self-gratifying, hussy in the church now can they?? 
user29a:
If you're going to quote Bill Hicks, credit him, son.