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Ok, note to self (and anyone who's listening) Cleaning your car by putting washing up liquid all over it and taking it out in the rain doesnt work. My boss bollocked me for the state of my car today so me, being the goddamn genius that I am thought. "Ahhhhh! Ive got an idea!" So I took the washing up liquid from the kitchen went outside and covered my car from head to toe. Well roof to tires, dont get padantic. Anyway I figured, hell its rain pretty hard...If I cover the car in washing up liquid and drive really fast...It'll get clean! Genius! ...Well long story short, it didnt. I tore down the M69 at 95 plus mph like a fuckin' nutter, only slowing to wind the window down and stick my head out and see how my plan was going. This, by the way is also a shitty idea, in fact it fuckin' kills. Anyway, I gave up, got back and just fucked a big bucket over it. Sod it.
What else...Oh, told my supervisor I was going to "...knock him the fuck out" Attacked the bush outside my house with my sword again. Errrr Thats about it I think

Oh, before I forget!! NADINE... I know where Ive seen you before now... It was bugging me for fuckin' ages, It was at Download this year, I swear I saw you the day after we played. Though, I was astonishingly drunk that weekend so I may have imagined it

Yeah, I had my hair cut too. None of you will care, but thats not the point. I feel obliged to fill as much of this space as possible! So ... ...FUCK OFF

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