Goodtimes day!
Max's party was the worst party ever, but in the good way. I get there about 8:30 pm and it's just Max, Eli and I. So Max and Eli decide to test the beer pong setup with just one beer. On the first shot Eli misses and the ball rolls on the floor. When he picks it up, it has bunch of curly black hair on it (note no one in the apartment has black hair, let alone curly black hair). So Max washes the ball and then throws the ball right into Eli cup and Eli drinks his cup. After finishing the cup, he pulls out a long curly black hair out of his mouth, and Max and I conclude that the black hair is someone's pubic hair. Now Eli starts to gag and is totally grossed out. So that's the end of the beer pong.
Then we wait an hour and no one shows up, not even Max's other two roomates show up. Finally Max's girlfriends shows up late with Diana, and we end up sitting there drinking and watching Most Extreme Elimation Challenge the rest of the night. No one else showed up, but that was fine.
On another note, my friend AJ posted this quote in his AIM away message, and I thought is was pretty good:
"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you."
Max's party was the worst party ever, but in the good way. I get there about 8:30 pm and it's just Max, Eli and I. So Max and Eli decide to test the beer pong setup with just one beer. On the first shot Eli misses and the ball rolls on the floor. When he picks it up, it has bunch of curly black hair on it (note no one in the apartment has black hair, let alone curly black hair). So Max washes the ball and then throws the ball right into Eli cup and Eli drinks his cup. After finishing the cup, he pulls out a long curly black hair out of his mouth, and Max and I conclude that the black hair is someone's pubic hair. Now Eli starts to gag and is totally grossed out. So that's the end of the beer pong.
Then we wait an hour and no one shows up, not even Max's other two roomates show up. Finally Max's girlfriends shows up late with Diana, and we end up sitting there drinking and watching Most Extreme Elimation Challenge the rest of the night. No one else showed up, but that was fine.
On another note, my friend AJ posted this quote in his AIM away message, and I thought is was pretty good:
"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you."
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i can't tell you how many times i've been in that very same situation........