Max is a stud. Last night he went drinking for some reason, and got totally wasted. On the way back from the hill he fell face first into the sidewalk, and also fell into 2 or 3 bushes. Then when he finally made it back, he attemped to change clothes, because they were all wet from the rain. In the middle of changing clothes he threw up all over his clothes and his bathroom and then passed out in the bathroom. Then Eli his roommate woke him up for class at 9 AM. In his first class he drank some water and then threw that up all in class. By the time I saw him, he smelled like vomit and alcohol, and was totally out of it. Oh well. 
forget that calc 3 stuff, we'll work on it at the party!!
i'll see you tomorrow!