afterbirth

Ok.
Let's play doctor!
I'll give you clues and you tell me what I'm (pretend) suffering from:

1) My tea tastes strangely of almonds

and

2) I smell toast but no one is making any


So let's have it -
What've I got Doc?
I'll tell you the diagnosis tomorrow.

Oh and I think I'm on the verge of a Pink Floyd kick.
Anyone with me?