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Ok.
You want a rant?

Rosie O'Donnell is leaving The View.
I love Rosie O'Donnell.
Sure she's a shill for some products and is a contributor to the consumert culture which is destroying the planet.
But she does a lot of cool stuff.
Like mostly speaking her mind on The View.
She is an honest person who won't shut up.
She agrees with me poltically (I may be a bit more extreme).
She denounces the war (and the current administration) mercilessly.
She provides America with a face to go with homosexuality.
She shows America that gay is normal - as normal as anything else.
She is the only voice for sanity on network television.
The ONLY voice.
Everything else is crap.
Even 60 Minutes.
Donald Trump HATES her!
Do you need any further proof than that that she needs to constantly be in public eye, to have a forum in which to speak and be heard by millions?
I say no.

Of course, as I write this, Alec Baldwin (big fucking asshole) is being defended by her on the show.
He is a big fucking dick.
Have you heard what he said to his 11 y.o. daughter?


And OH MY GOD!!!!
He just said he's never EVER spoken to her (her name is Ireland ) that way before!!!!!
That is a lie I guarantee you.

Here's my own Alec Baldwin story:

I was walking home from work a few years ago.
It was around 6:30pm and I was heading down an avenue that is generally quite empty as it was on this evening.
It's one way and there's no traffic coming toward me.
As I approach 13th street, I notice an SUV stopped in the middle of the street with it's driver's side door open.
Well this started my spidey-sense a-tingling.
DANGER!
Even though NYC is totally boring nowadays you never know what you'll run into, and this looked very suspicious.
But I kept walking toward it.
Then on the sidewalk I noticed a smashed cell phone with it's gutty-wutts scattered all over.
I kept walking.
There on the right was a phone booth with a man on the phone screaming his jead off about something.
I couldn't hear what it was about as I was wearing headphones and listening to some sort of rockin music really loudly.
His face was all red and he was spitting.
He was out of control.
Then I see who it is - yep you guessed it -
Alec Baldwin.
I kept walking of course.
There were maybe two other people around and everyone ignored it.
That's what you do in NYC.
Ignore ignore ignore.
Only tourists pay attention.

So that's it.
I don't know what the deal was, but he stopped in the middle of the street, left his car running, door open, a four lane street, just to go scream at someone.

And now he's blaming attorneys for his treatment of his daughter!
And Rosie's not taking him to task!
Well nobody's perfect!

I'm close though...

Oh, NOW he's all choking up.
What a fuckhead.

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JUST WONDERIN:

1) What's your favorite Alec Baldwin movie?

2) Who's your favorite actor to hate?

3) What's your favorite Kim Basinger movie?

4) Which child of a celebrity has it the worst, do you think?

5) Do you prefer direct or indirect contact? Down there...