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Monday Jan 08, 2007

Jan 8, 2007
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NEW BLOG!!!!!!!

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I have NO idea where this is going.
I am flying by the seat of my pants.
It's gonna hurt to land.

I've realized I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
This is very distressing.
I've decided not to get "the surgery", as I'm pretty satisfied with my equipment.
I don't like to shave, but I hate facial hair.
I like sports, and I would never wear women's clothing.
I guess I'm a bull dyke.

Anyhooooo...

No one, other than the transcendant Faceforradio, seemed to give a shit about whether I like Rosie O' Donnel or not.
Bah.

Oh yeah-

I JUST GOT BANNED FROM TAGGING FOR 3 MONTHS!!!!!!!!
surreal

I don't even really "tag" at all, unless it's a friend and i have something specific to point out.
The worst thing I EVER said was about Posh, and even that was just "better than you", so even though it was intended as a dig at her, it would normally be taken as a compliment, I should think.
So, it was odd to find out when I went to comment on the luminescent Dierdre (pronounced DEER - druh)'s nice new set.
Here, look at her fine ass:

She's also really funny.
You should check out her past video journals.

It seems I can't go a week without posting a pic of Ges.
She shot a really hot (personal, not SG) set that she put in her pics folder.
I Ges I'm in love...


JUST WONDERIN:

1) What shoes are you wearing right now?

2) Are you tired?

3) What's your favorite vitamin?

4) Are you wearing a bra?

5) What was the oddest item of clothing you had on while having sex?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1) Really old black Nike cross-trainers that have almost no laces because Stella chewed them
2) No
3) Oh, C, I suppose....
4) Yes
5) Ummm. I can't remember these sorts of things! You know that, and still you ask! Uhhhh. My leather jacket and boots and jeans and underwear and...
Oh Wait!
On Halloween once I had sex in my costume!
I was covered in "blood", just like in my profile pic, and when we woke up next morning (on a stranger's couch) she had it smeared all over her face! And then we puked.

VIEW 25 of 48 COMMENTS
ladymaze:
They don't.

You see, some oysters create pearls. Others, in the deep parts of the ocean, grow big enough that they create mermaids. It's very technical and slightly magical, really. But basically, mermaids spring fully-formed out of mermaid-oysters and swim off to sing with the others. (Mermaid singing sounds a lot like dolphin or whale singing, not at all like human singing. It has to do with the harmonics of water.)
Jan 10, 2007
ladymaze:
That's sirens. Of course, some men HAVE died trying to get to mermaids, but the mermaids weren't luring them, per se. They weren't TRYING to kill the men....the men just saw them, and forgot that they can't breathe underwater, and all.


Most mermaids are lesbians.
Jan 10, 2007

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