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Thursday Nov 30, 2006

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Hm.
No one seemed very interested in the funny poem.
So, as punishment, you have to read another!
Remember, it's "what if poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names"

Skinny Domicile

By Emily Dickinson

I have a skinny Domicile-
Its Door is very narrow.
'Twill keep- I hope- the Reaper out-
His scythe- and Bones- and Marrow

Since Death is not a portly Chap,
The Entrance must be thin-
So- when my Final Moment comes-
He cannot wriggle in.

That's why I don't go out that much-
I can't fit through that Portal.
How dumb- to waste my Social Life
On Plans to be - immortal-


Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Come ON!!!
It's FUNNY you fucking phillistines!!!
I don't even LIKE poetry and I think it's funny!
Geeze....

I just burnt my tongue tasting the stew I'm cooking.
tongue
Yeah.

So they've kicked Aspasia and even LithiumPicnic!!!!
They're turning on themselves now.
It's like the French Revolution.
Or Survivor.
Fucking idiots.

My reading list for the coming months:

250 pages left to go in my Jefferson book!

Ah, hell, let's just skip to the tres jolie of the moment.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you -
Apathy:

Shazzy is a GREAT photographer, but she got a little infatuated with her wide-angle lense on that one.
Too bad.

JUST WONDERIN:

RULES:
No equivocating.
No "other" choices.
No "I'll come back to that".
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ASKED!
I am not bound by my rules.


1) What's your favorite vegetable?

2) What's your least favorite?

3) Who's the second-greatest drummer of all time?

4) Cary Grant or Gregory Peck? (and which movie?)

5) In which room of the house did you lose your virginity, assuming you've lost it?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1) Hmmm. That's a tough one. Carrots? No, wait- broccoli! Oh! Sweet potatoes!
2) Water Chestnuts.
3) Ringo Starr.
4) Cary Grant in "North By Northwest" I think....
5) My friend's doormroom loftbed, while 7 people were passed out below.


VIEW 25 of 53 COMMENTS
mariposa:
Exactly. I totally understand what you're saying. And I agree 100%. It's really all about him maturing. And whether he does or not is entirely up to him personally. And whether I stay or not is up to whether I'm okay with waiting...or not.

And I've decided I'm not. I'm not happy. And I can't stay because it's not fair to the both of us. I'm in a crazy transition right now. Thank you for your support.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Broccoli and Spinach...it's a tie

I've never been crazy about Corn, but I'll eat it

I dont know any drummers by name

I dont know who either of those guys are, nor what movies they're in

I lost it in my first love's moms' bedroom...on her bed...with red sheets...and I remember saying "This sucks, I don't get what adults like about this shit." very distinctly.

Dec 3, 2006
wheezy_e:
No, no zombie references from me. Did it have something to do with cell block 3? 'Cause I just picked that at random to suggest I lost my virginity in prison. I did however intend to say that it's nice to see Piece of Mind getting some airplay, and curiously the Zombies are featured directly above those Maiden cuts.
Dec 3, 2006

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