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Wednesday Oct 25, 2006

Oct 25, 2006
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Ok.
So I might have mentioned this before,
But I have a recurring nightmare.
I have it 5 nights a week.
It's always the same and it's always different.
As you may know, I was fired, after 15 years, from my job.
You can read about that here.
I was a recording engineer for a non-profit corporation that records books for the Library of Congress.
It's called the Talking Books program.
There was a Seinfeld episode about it.

Anyway, it was not traumatic for me (I was quitting in 2 months anyway, and this way I ended up qualifying for unemployment), nor was working there.
It's a very pleasant place to work, if you overlook the asswipe manager.
Just ask Corpho.
She still works there.

But ever since then I get these nightmares.
I'm always back at work, and insisting that I was fired and shouldn't have to be there.
Someone (yes, sometimes it's Corpho) always tells me I can't go home.
Usually she says "Just be quiet and don't get in trouble. Just do what they say."
And I say "But thet fired me. I can go home."
And someone says "It's too late. You have to stay now."
eeek
It can all happen with different variables.
Sometimes I beat up my old boss.
But I never get away.

Why do I keep dreaming this?

Eh, whatever.

Did you know that HorrorBabbles plays guitar really well?
It's true.
She denies it, but I heard a recording.

I am really sorry I was unable to attend the DVD signing in Texas.
I could have met my idol Saeta:


Or done to Aijin what I've always wanted to:


It looks like a lot more fun than the Burlesque tour!

Oh, and go tell Pastura that she should come back to SG.
They offered her a deal ($29) to rejoin for a year.

JUST WONDERIN:

1) Where is your nearest flashlight?

2) Have you ever eaten a raw cold hotdog?

3) Who do you hate most (that you actually know)?

4) Why do you lie about not watching tv?

5) What was your worst sexual experience?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1) 10 inches from my left hand.
2) Yes, quite often as a child puke.
3) I think my ex-boss.
4) I watch tv. I admit it.
5) Losing my virginity. It was over so fast. And she didn't wake up. She was awake when we started... whatever

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brandi77:
The 35 year old virgin. Ugh. I really wanted to pretend that never happened. I don't know what to tell you, since I have mostly blocked it from my memory. If you think of something specific, ask, and I'll tell. Actually, yes, please jog my memory for me.
Oct 26, 2006
tatertot:
You can't tell me you haven't heard of them... wink

http://www.officialdamned.com/

Have a good day! smile
Oct 27, 2006

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