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Tuesday Sep 05, 2006

Sep 5, 2006
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I feel blecchy.
My tummy hurts.
It hurt yesterday.
Do you need to know this?
No.

Last night the 3 of us were drifting off to sleep, having turned off the light about 15 minutes before, when all of a sudden some stupid travelling jazz/swing/marching band starts playing outside our window.
There are a couple of "al fresco" restaraunts downstairs (why anyone would want to eat while inhaling fumes from the trucks waiting for red lights on 2nd ave is anyone's guess), and these 3 or 4 guys thought it would be a great idea to go around playing their stupid trumpet, tuba, and snare drum for all these idiots and pass a hat around afterwards.
Well sorry, asswipes, but not on MY block!
I got up, went to the fridge, got out an egg, and tossed it out the window in their general direction.
Problem solved.
The trumpet player yelped and jumped (that's all I saw) and they stopped playing (during their 2nd song, mind you).
This morning you could still see the egg.
We actually know the guy in this photo - he used to be our super (I think he's mildly retarded - or simple, if you will).
I don't think you can really see the egg in this one (it's 3 squares in front of him):

Here's a close-up:


And now a bit of my favorite book:


A shout out to Aijin who I was fortunate enough to have call me "sassy":


She's great no matter what I say.

JUST WONDERIN:

What's the longest you've gone without bathing (yes it's a theme)?

What color are your panties right now (I'm asking you too, SurlyMike)?

Who are the three SG's (or members) you would choose to play spin the bottle with?
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
pulse:
yeah i took those...
tahnkSS!!!
Sep 6, 2006
cherianna:
hey mister, i wasn't in your top 5...i don't think. you're my favorite friend though because you always comment.

NOW go answer my questions.
Sep 6, 2006

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