Let's dive right into Young Afterbirth's exciting teenage life!
Wednesday, April 24, 1985, 3:00am
Today was so boring.
I didn't see Madelon at all.
I called her once but she wasn't there.
We went to the Toys R Us, but nobody even stared. It was SO boring.
Today was mostly just a day of starvation. I've not been eating too well. I'm getting very tired of it.
I don't care if I'm skinny, I just wanna eat.
Today was so boring all I can write about is food. Wow. Big fucken deal.
I hope Madelon brings me lunch tomorrow, but I know she won't.
Ok!
2 more entries to go!
It's building up to quite a climax!
I guess I live a more interesting life now, hard as that is to believe.
So what?
What now?
What shall I make of this journal?
Shall I piss someone off?
Should I just bore everyone?
I'm looking forward to the end of YA, it's not allowing me to set different tones...
He's so restrictive.
Not to mention dull and repetitive.
Oh look, Kiska has just signed on to AIM.
I won't bug her.
So every good post needs a sexy girl pic, and since I've got a bunch of Anaxarete, I thought what the hell:
She's sexy even when she's taking her clothes off!
So I'd like to start having better questions, but I also try to be spontaneous.
I think them up at the moment I post them (usually).
But here are some:
Do you converse with any SG's or members via IM? Who?
Do you ever see them log on, but don't say anything to them even though you'd like to?
What's your favorite movie with the word "blood" in the title?
What's your favorite movie with the word "casablanca" in the title?
Is there a color of M&M that you think tastes better or worse than the others? (I miss having 2 browns)
Now something embarrassingly sexual...
Lemme think.
Have you ever encountered a penis that was just too big?
Or too small?
Just wondering.
You wife is so cute in that pic, BTW.
I have seen a penis that was WAY too small. About the length of my pinkie (maybe). Was a... shock, let's just say.