How about a nice disjointed journal entry?
OK.....
Just so everyone knows: I am HAPPY about being fired. I was leaving anyway (and they knew it), and I don't need to find another job (except if I want extra money) for quite a while, if ever. I enjoyed being fired because it was so spiteful on their part. I got to call them cowards and gutless and laugh in their faces, which I would not have done had they just waited 2 months for me to leave. I will miss having cake at my goodbye party, though!
Also, I would like to say that existentially, as far as the meaning of life and the universe is concerned, everything is good. We are meant to be here. We are meant to be happy.
EXCEPT WHEN I HAVE A FUCKING CHEST COLD, THE THIRD COLD IN TWO MONTHS, AND I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT!
THEN, THE UNIVERSE IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!
That's right, I called the universe an idiot.
Thank you. I hope to have something more coherent up when I am feeling better.
OK.....
Just so everyone knows: I am HAPPY about being fired. I was leaving anyway (and they knew it), and I don't need to find another job (except if I want extra money) for quite a while, if ever. I enjoyed being fired because it was so spiteful on their part. I got to call them cowards and gutless and laugh in their faces, which I would not have done had they just waited 2 months for me to leave. I will miss having cake at my goodbye party, though!
Also, I would like to say that existentially, as far as the meaning of life and the universe is concerned, everything is good. We are meant to be here. We are meant to be happy.
EXCEPT WHEN I HAVE A FUCKING CHEST COLD, THE THIRD COLD IN TWO MONTHS, AND I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT!
THEN, THE UNIVERSE IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!
That's right, I called the universe an idiot.
Thank you. I hope to have something more coherent up when I am feeling better.
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except i new age and rad so i added a y fan+taysia=fantaysia haha
they are like tay zea bah i hate it
i have to correct people all the time damn my parents