Tidbits of recent happenings!
Finally! After days of rain and drizzle we finally get some sunshine. This makes a joyous Justin.
sooo what's with lesbians suddenly and sincerely asking me for my manly essence so they can become pregnant? I don't really think I'm keen with someone having and rearing my kid... They have some available backup sperm, though, so all is well with the world.
y'know, chances are that I know or infer more than I let on to people. If that sounds deceptive, well, then show me someone who isn't in some capacity. We're all lying sonsuvbitches. I challenge anyone who disagrees with me to a ferocious game of Cup & Ball.
In a couple weeks I'm seeing a performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream with taiko drumming, Korean mask dance, and Kabuki swordfighting! Gah! I'm excited. excited to the max. although I don't remember there being a whole lot of swordfighting in that play... -shrug- I'm still waiting to see a version where all the fairies are played as inner city street urchins.
Well I'm happy to say that my unbearable back pain disappeared (for now) but re-emerged in the form of an annoying canker sore. after many months...they're back. pfeh.
There's a guy who frequents the Muddy Pig bar who (besides being slightly taller, ten years older, and having short curly-ish hair) is my exact doppelganger. it's. uhm. odd. We both have had people ask us if we're Jewish because of our noses, which I found humorous. HYPOTHETICALLY, if I were to make out with myself, would that be a gay act or an act of masturbation (yes, borrowed from Robot Chicken)? or. gay masturbation?
BLAMMO!
The apocalypse cannot come soon enough.
Lastly, I ask you all to join me in pouring a 40 for my homey, QwertyGirl, who's gone gray and will not be returning. My interest in this site has now dropped significantly. You'll be missed, asshat.
::sniffle::
P.S. I fucking love night drives through the city while listening to good music.
I'm scampering back to my hole now.
Finally! After days of rain and drizzle we finally get some sunshine. This makes a joyous Justin.
sooo what's with lesbians suddenly and sincerely asking me for my manly essence so they can become pregnant? I don't really think I'm keen with someone having and rearing my kid... They have some available backup sperm, though, so all is well with the world.
y'know, chances are that I know or infer more than I let on to people. If that sounds deceptive, well, then show me someone who isn't in some capacity. We're all lying sonsuvbitches. I challenge anyone who disagrees with me to a ferocious game of Cup & Ball.
In a couple weeks I'm seeing a performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream with taiko drumming, Korean mask dance, and Kabuki swordfighting! Gah! I'm excited. excited to the max. although I don't remember there being a whole lot of swordfighting in that play... -shrug- I'm still waiting to see a version where all the fairies are played as inner city street urchins.
Well I'm happy to say that my unbearable back pain disappeared (for now) but re-emerged in the form of an annoying canker sore. after many months...they're back. pfeh.
There's a guy who frequents the Muddy Pig bar who (besides being slightly taller, ten years older, and having short curly-ish hair) is my exact doppelganger. it's. uhm. odd. We both have had people ask us if we're Jewish because of our noses, which I found humorous. HYPOTHETICALLY, if I were to make out with myself, would that be a gay act or an act of masturbation (yes, borrowed from Robot Chicken)? or. gay masturbation?
BLAMMO!
The apocalypse cannot come soon enough.
Lastly, I ask you all to join me in pouring a 40 for my homey, QwertyGirl, who's gone gray and will not be returning. My interest in this site has now dropped significantly. You'll be missed, asshat.
::sniffle::
P.S. I fucking love night drives through the city while listening to good music.
I'm scampering back to my hole now.
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I might just go, though, and be all freaked out, because I like them Flaming Lips.