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Tuesday Nov 22, 2005

Nov 22, 2005
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Nothing much to report here; I just got tired of looking at that depressing entry.

but. uhm.
I. HATE. GOING. TO. THE DENTIST.
and this doesn't have to do with the above statement, but my wisdom teeth might be beginning to move.
...huzzah...

Pop culture reference + perverted, gross out humor = Family Guy jokes
There's your basic formula folks. every damn time. just add your occasional non sequitor joke and even more obscure pop culture references and you got yourself a Family Guy episode.
Not saying that's bad or anything.

The Little Shop of Horrors allusion was funny but haunted my nightmares.
and the Peanut Butter Jelly Time? twas GOLDEN.

And finally, if I don't watch myself I could end up with a problem I really don't want.
"ooh, whatever could he mean? He's soooooo mysterious."

I'm ending this crap now.
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amperes:
its peanut butter jelly time! peanut butter jelly time! ::dances::

what show did you end up seein w/ amy? i hate cover charges...theyre so unnecessary!! maybe if the drinks werent so overpriced, people would actually buy them. screwy system we live in.

i think its fun when a guy poses naked...but dont try doin poses like girls do cuz then you look kinda silly. no pouty faces with arched backs and all that jazz. its just funny.

im not sure how my paper went. i was either directly on topic and genious...or waaaay off topic and a dumbass. we'll see how it went when i get it back eventually. im a bit nervous actually. sigh.

how was your turkey day? didya gorge yourself on loads of bird flesh and pulverized potaties? mmm..i know i did!

well, im off to go celebrate a friends 21st bday at coyote ugly...geez that place is over rated. sigh!!!
Nov 26, 2005
amperes:
sounds like your concert/show night was good/fun. awesome! more cowbell!!

naked guy picks need to be more natural...kinda like youre fixing your car and all of a sudden youre naked!! OH NO! what do you do when youre naked and fixin a car?! well obviously you continue fixin it while naked...duh.

i get my paper back tomorrow morning. im anxious. im also worried cuz i have 3 large papers coming up and theyre all just looming on the horizon. soon, theyll pounce and ill die.

ill be sure to peek into your pics once im doin typin this commenty thing...and id like to hear about your messed up turkey day and emotastic past couple of days so email me!

my turkey day went well. i had turkey day meals at three different houses so i was filled to the brim by the end of the night. it was awesome!! hahaha!! i heart turkey day meals...mmm. i enjoy gravy quite a bit actually. its so tasty. stuffing still sucks ass though. ick. turkey day was full of family and the other couple of days that i was home, i hung out w/ my two best friends (one guy, one girl). besides my parents, theyre the only reasons that i go home and not want to kill myself.

i went to coyote ugly for my friends bday, so i have an excuse. also, one of my friends got dragged onto the bar to dance. it was funny cuz the bar tendress tried to take off her bra (which is what they do at coyote ugly), but my friend wasnt wearin one..so it was a lil awkward in a hilarious kind of way.

white russians usually run around $4...i dont think you can get much cheaper than that for a mixed drink.

i totally agree w/ you about that family guy episode. theyre over doing the repetitive jokes...like when peter kept saying "bam right in the kisser"...over and over and over!! it was so annoying! the general rule is that once is funny, twice is lame and three times is funny again. im worried that family guy is just assuming that everyone loves them and they can goof off and suck...

schoolin sucks, guys are weird and end of year stress is catching up w/ me...also, i need to get laid. damn. whatever

anyway, i ought to do some homework or something productive. talk to yousoon cockball bok
Nov 28, 2005

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