I have a new man in my life. Our relationship started out slowly about a year and half ago. He stopped by the first time when I was working in the yard and chatted with me. The next time I saw him about a month later, he rang my doorbell, and then raked my leaves. Since then it has been growing until I see him...
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Oh crap,
I hit save entry three times!!!
**WARNING --- ATTEMPT ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK**
In a quest for the best pick up line ever this came up:
Hi, Im --- , now lets talk about your cunt.
So, what do you think?
In a quest for the best pick up line ever this came up:
Hi, Im --- , now lets talk about your cunt.
So, what do you think?
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escottie:
i heard that once at a gynecologist convention.
trilliums are happy little buggers.
trilliums are happy little buggers.
escottie:
wow! you do raw potatoes with salt, too! i thought i was the only one!
I tried to pull myself up tall as I walked home along the tree lined street, but I had a funny taste in my mouth that wouldnt leave. The paper the lawyer gave me is folded into a small, heavy square. I am holding the start of the end in my palm. This small paper should be easy to fill out if I can just...
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thelastasthmatic:
guess they're too young for south park,huh?
the feeling part is great,isn't it? i've seen your smile, hold on to it kid...
the feeling part is great,isn't it? i've seen your smile, hold on to it kid...
thelastasthmatic:
do you ever sleep??
I used to love pineapple upside down cake. When I was seven, my mother went through a phase when she was making them a lot. She would let me sit up on the counter and let me have the pan after she had turned the cake out of it. I would sit there and scrape the bottom until every last drop of gooey melted brown...
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syntax:
Your daughter's lucky to have such a thoughtful mom. Thoughtful in the traditional sense that means considerate, yes, but also just in the having thoughts sense. You think about life and perspective and all kinds of things that are going to be so cool for her to learn about.
It sounds like things are tough but you're pretty balanced about it all... Take care, m'dear.
It sounds like things are tough but you're pretty balanced about it all... Take care, m'dear.
southernbelle:
Wow....your journals are always so thought provoking.
I hope you had a great mothers day....
I hope you had a great mothers day....
Today is Mothers Day. I have the best gift EVER. I get to lie in bed and feel their arms around my neck as they tell me how much they love me.
But today is really about you, Elyssa, because it was you that came into my life nine years ago today and changed everything. You changed the way I live, the way I think,...
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But today is really about you, Elyssa, because it was you that came into my life nine years ago today and changed everything. You changed the way I live, the way I think,...
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bridgetwnpeddler:
great post. 
yeah my mom is long gone so mother's day is mostly for my two grandmothers now.
yeah my mom is long gone so mother's day is mostly for my two grandmothers now.
taoshen:
So what are we doing this weekend? 
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Studies show that judicious chocolate consumption promotes longevity. People who ingest it three times a month are more likely to live into their 90s than those who either refrain from eating it or else gorge on it frequently. The astrological omens suggest, however, that your health will be well-served by eating 300 percent more than the judicious amount this May, beginning...
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josephene:
Ummm...HELLO, I can too!! Chocolate is my weakness.
A 3-day cinco-drinko...not to shabby. Sounds like you know how to celebrate a holiday the RIGHT way.
Thanks for stopping by to say hi!
A 3-day cinco-drinko...not to shabby. Sounds like you know how to celebrate a holiday the RIGHT way.
Thanks for stopping by to say hi!
commonman:
Happy Mother's Day!
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el_scootro:
APPLE SEASON!!!! BIGHT YOUR TONGUE!!! no im kidding the apples and other fruit arent my problem its teh vegtables i dont eat them really at all so i dont even know what half of them are ive had to ask customers the if they were buying a zuccini or a cucumber i just havent really ever looked at em i hate veggies (i know i sound like im twelve) and then they expect me to knopw what boc choi is or jacuma its really kind of silly actually most of teh time the customer laughs but sometimes thay look at me like im from a different planet i mean i guess it is ironic that a person who eats almost nothing but animal products would work at whole foods
and by the way you dont need a single girlfriend you just need a handsome strapping young fella from out east
and by the way you dont need a single girlfriend you just need a handsome strapping young fella from out east
kingskottie:
brilliant. you are wonderful in yr maternal command.
hi.
hi.
April 29, 2005
Im stuck without a sharp tool. I cant even open the plastic wrap around this journal. I wont be hijacking any planes today.
I am carrying my cell phone. I want to disparage everyone around me for talking on one, but I am carrying a cell phone. I dont have a watch. Does that make me better?
It is amazing how we...
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Im stuck without a sharp tool. I cant even open the plastic wrap around this journal. I wont be hijacking any planes today.
I am carrying my cell phone. I want to disparage everyone around me for talking on one, but I am carrying a cell phone. I dont have a watch. Does that make me better?
It is amazing how we...
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taoshen:
Usually here every other weekend, but won't be for the next two ... 
I may end up changing plans and being here the weekend of the 14th/15th though...
I may end up changing plans and being here the weekend of the 14th/15th though...
bastardo:
Don't take any shit from those Canucks. They give you any of there crazy Canadian jive you jump up, slam your fist down on the table, and scream," That's not how we do it in America Town PUNK!!"
You'll make sooooooo many friends.
So how are you feeling, in yourself?
You'll make sooooooo many friends.
So how are you feeling, in yourself?
I hate being sick, I hope that you get better soon, and that your back heals quickly.