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Thursday Jun 02, 2005

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Today, I was a hero. My suicidal rice cooker after sitting on the edge for who knows how long finally decided to throw itself to the cold stone floor below. Luckily, I heard the juicer chanting "jump, jump, jump" and got there just in time to break its fall with the bridge of my nose.



And Im glad to say that my rice cooker will survive its injuries.



However, one leg was so badly damaged it will forever be a crooked cooker.




The juicer and the cooker are both in counseling and will move to seperate lower shelves.

And whomever once commented in my journal about being the vortex that swept me away better watch out around me for flying, emotionally unstable appliances .
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commonman:
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Jun 3, 2005
facet5:
that is the funny. you obviously know that its important to choose the right sort of counselling for the appliances.
Jun 3, 2005

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