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Saturday Sep 24, 2005

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands, visibly shaken.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

...........................

on another note, i went to the zoo today!! the tigers were out, the girraffes were HUGE, and we DIDN'T take the tram. but thats ok

i had a good day off today. it was very quality. i dont' get another one for 2 weeks now, but thats ok. i even bought a cheapo little glass pipe for 12 bucks. it's got loops like a swirly straw. it's fun

tomorrow is my sister's bridesmaid lunch... ground round. i'm more excuted about the food than talking about girly stuff and the wedding. but thats alright, we need to have it

i'm exhausted. i dont even know why i'm awake. i work in the morning.

goodnight kids

--lola
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
psychobillydakid:
I am soooooo bored!
SAVE ME!!!!!
Sep 26, 2005
psychobillydakid:
Hanging out last night was killer, I am so glad I met you guys, you and FunkyMunky are thebest. I hoped you liked my girlfriend even though she was laughing like a retard. She has new pretty glasses though. Peace yo
Sep 26, 2005

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