aenigma

i went to a party tonight and had my first jello shot. 3 actually. they're fun... wayy to hard for a stoner. but fun

tomorrow is going to feel like a monday. it already does. but i'm grateful for my time off today. i had a good day

plus.. i filled 4 perscriptions and they only cost me 20$!! i never wanna go off my...
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i'm really started to fade. i go to work and automatically feel sick. i like both my jobs, but my candle is flickering out.
how long can i do this?

making pancakes!! i wish i could say more., but i cant...


work at 6am..... chloe has the run of the house tonight


i believe there will be pancakes soon



chloe!!!!!!

--lola

fuck this whole week to hell.

the end.

i believe this is worth sharing.. i found it on livejournal..


Penis Size Not A Factor In Recent Hummer Purchase
By Lee Camp

ORLANDO William Sears, a dentist in Orlando, FL, purchased a brand new Hummer 2 Tuesday, and penis size had nothing to do with it. Friends and family verify that Sears bought the Hummer because he owns ten acres of rough, wooded land...
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Artist: Guster

From the Album:
Lostandgoneforever

Song Title:
Two Points For Honesty

If that's all that you will be
Then you'll be a waste of time
You've dreamed a thousand dreams
None seem to stick in your mind

Two points for honesty
It must make you sad to know that
Nobody cares at all

I want to be where I've never been before
I want...
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i had a fairly social weekend.. i feel i blended with things quite well

party on friday
party on saturday
pool and drinks on sunday

i think i'm ready for work this week now.

i actually cleaned the pithole that was my room. did laundry, washed sheets, vaccuumed...
thats what i need to do.. i need to fold laundry

my life is so exciting!

--lola

i called in to work this morning. i rolled over, looked at my clock, which said 5:05am............ and called my boss. my tummy kinda did hurt. was it really doing flips since 3am? not really.. but i deserve a day off.. scheduled or unscheduled

so i called funkmunky and invaded his personal space at 6am. haha. then promptly went back to bed, were i didnt...
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it was great seeing everyone at dave and amy's yesterday. sorry i passed out.

i'd update more.. but i have stuff to do

hey bill... whats your username?

I had a very long day today. i failed the damn mystery shop at work. all over a stupid technicality. i cost the entire staff a bonus of $100ish. they're not mad at me, but i'm still kinda new... and i feel so bad..

then the assistant manager got an attitude with me because i went out for a cigarette and she had stuff to...
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands, visibly shaken.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

...........................

on another note, i went to...
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the emperor's new groove is such an awesome disney movie

i wanna get laid
like... yeah...

i gotta work tomorrow. 13 hours. i just wish i could have a day off to sleep!!!!

==lola