aengel

One night stands are doomed to be unsuccessful. I don't know what's normal for you guys, but i do know that in Sweden one night stands usually begins when two people who've drunk 10 vodka shots in a row realize that it's fifteen minutes until closure and therefore they desperately fall into each others arms. So they head back home - whereever that might be. OK. So far so good. Everything is going smoothly... Until the guy gets his pants off. And he simply can't get it up. Dah! It's not like it's any news that large amounts of alcohol doesn't have the same effect as viagra. So the couple starts fumbling around with each other but eventually they give up and falls into deep sleep. And then they wake up - fit for fight (well, not quite). Sometime around noon she awakes to the sound of his snoring. With an epic hangover, make up smeared all over her face, she realises that he wasn't quite as handsome as he seemed last night. Not even the sex was good. Hell, it couldn't even be called sex. So she quietly disappears through the door, one stocking forever lost somewhere in his messy bedroom. Another night without any kind of satisfaction.

So why the hell does she repeat the very same mistake the next weekend? And the weekend after that? I just don't get it!