dig this -- i'm at home. AND sober. 100%
this will be changing shortly, of course, but such a rare occasion needs to be marked somehow.
someone remind me to NEVER doubt the income-generating power of a jew and an asian. christ, i love those guys. shit, wait a second. i need to state something here. every so often, you may find me using what some consider to be racial epithets. however, what you must realize is when you are constantly surrounded by friends of every ethnicity imaginable, eventually -- flinging of offensive remarks will occur. all in jest and good fun. my best friends at this very moment are vietnamese, jewish, puerto rican, mexican, cuban, black and iranian. so, please, don't lecture me on racism. racism exists because we insist that it exists. call me a backwards, beer swilling, redneck honky. i don't care anymore than my friend dzuy cares that i call him 'gook charlie bastard' or javier a 'boat hopping ref.' it's all the same. they love me, i love them, love is everywhere.
i'm in a very good mood, clearly, and racism isn't what i wanted to talk about. i wanted to discuss the fact that, as i expected but was shrouded in doubt until recently, the company is rocking like a DWHR and this may very well be the last opportunity i have to go out and get piss drunk all fucking night long for quite some time.
money is coming. my dawn may be coming. i may very well have that harley by the end of the year.
god be praised!
on a note of amusement, my -- wait, you don't know. ok, background info. i dated this stupid little bitch for like 3 years. i'd rather not go into why, suffice to say she was grossly easy to manipulate and i, in my more wretched days, took advantage of this fact. poor girl. i gave her back all the shit my ultra-psycho ex gave me. someone needed to flush the naivete out of her. regardless, she hates me now but it doesn't change the fact that she's still a complete idiot that to this day believes every bit of bullshit she's told. it's sad. i thought i taught her not to do that. oh well. anyway, note of amusement, yes -- she's moving to minneapolis. ha! some of you may be in minneapolis ... for that i offer my condolences. i just can't imagine living there and even less moving there. and the reason it's funny is because she's been SUCKERED into it!
what a rube!
i just wanted to say 'rube.'
right, so -- off to the double down. cheers!
this will be changing shortly, of course, but such a rare occasion needs to be marked somehow.
someone remind me to NEVER doubt the income-generating power of a jew and an asian. christ, i love those guys. shit, wait a second. i need to state something here. every so often, you may find me using what some consider to be racial epithets. however, what you must realize is when you are constantly surrounded by friends of every ethnicity imaginable, eventually -- flinging of offensive remarks will occur. all in jest and good fun. my best friends at this very moment are vietnamese, jewish, puerto rican, mexican, cuban, black and iranian. so, please, don't lecture me on racism. racism exists because we insist that it exists. call me a backwards, beer swilling, redneck honky. i don't care anymore than my friend dzuy cares that i call him 'gook charlie bastard' or javier a 'boat hopping ref.' it's all the same. they love me, i love them, love is everywhere.
i'm in a very good mood, clearly, and racism isn't what i wanted to talk about. i wanted to discuss the fact that, as i expected but was shrouded in doubt until recently, the company is rocking like a DWHR and this may very well be the last opportunity i have to go out and get piss drunk all fucking night long for quite some time.
money is coming. my dawn may be coming. i may very well have that harley by the end of the year.
god be praised!
on a note of amusement, my -- wait, you don't know. ok, background info. i dated this stupid little bitch for like 3 years. i'd rather not go into why, suffice to say she was grossly easy to manipulate and i, in my more wretched days, took advantage of this fact. poor girl. i gave her back all the shit my ultra-psycho ex gave me. someone needed to flush the naivete out of her. regardless, she hates me now but it doesn't change the fact that she's still a complete idiot that to this day believes every bit of bullshit she's told. it's sad. i thought i taught her not to do that. oh well. anyway, note of amusement, yes -- she's moving to minneapolis. ha! some of you may be in minneapolis ... for that i offer my condolences. i just can't imagine living there and even less moving there. and the reason it's funny is because she's been SUCKERED into it!
what a rube!
i just wanted to say 'rube.'
right, so -- off to the double down. cheers!
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