i'm a massive contradiction as would be defined by societal norms.
kind of strange when you think about it.
a piece of cheesecake (chocolate mousse to be exact) from the new cheesecake factory that opened nearby caused great duress last night in the form of sharp stomach pains and nausea. it was a lot better going down than coming up.
i plan on molesting someone...
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kind of strange when you think about it.
a piece of cheesecake (chocolate mousse to be exact) from the new cheesecake factory that opened nearby caused great duress last night in the form of sharp stomach pains and nausea. it was a lot better going down than coming up.
i plan on molesting someone...
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pow!
pyronautica:
thwack!
dia:
Do it doing sex and you're halfway to a donkey punch.
Personally I prefer to modify it... smack him square on the face by surprise so he gets mad enough to throw me down and fuck me proper, as a man should.
I'm on 97,0000 pills right now, if that made no sense whatsover disregard and move right along!
Personally I prefer to modify it... smack him square on the face by surprise so he gets mad enough to throw me down and fuck me proper, as a man should.
I'm on 97,0000 pills right now, if that made no sense whatsover disregard and move right along!
people that protest annoy me. i can't exactly say why. they just annoy me.
after the 9/11 attacks last year, there were a bunch of ass-backwards hippies running around chapel hill, protesting, well, nothing. the 'potential' for reciprocation i assume. my roommate and i were walking down franklin street and happened past them. i couldn't resist the opportunity, so i approached one and said 'if...
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after the 9/11 attacks last year, there were a bunch of ass-backwards hippies running around chapel hill, protesting, well, nothing. the 'potential' for reciprocation i assume. my roommate and i were walking down franklin street and happened past them. i couldn't resist the opportunity, so i approached one and said 'if...
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london:
Hey Jessica is MY crush!!! Im stealing her back now!
aenemated:
not the same jessica, bro.
hehheh cruising through the boards presents an ungodly amount of ass kissing and bullshit.
ah well. whatever it takes, right?
ah well. whatever it takes, right?
dia:
whose, my darling???
*kisses where they count*
*kisses where they count*
slightpressureok:
Hah! Save the homeless kittens!
'every time i get out ... they pull me back in!'
- michael corleone
i wanna be in the mafia. but i'm only like 1/4 italian and i couldn't even say what region. goddamn rules. i'm down with OMERTA. gimme a fuckin chance! hagen was fuckin irish and he got CONSIGLIERE! i don't need CAPOREGIME, just make me a soldier of some type. anyone?! gambinos?...
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- michael corleone
i wanna be in the mafia. but i'm only like 1/4 italian and i couldn't even say what region. goddamn rules. i'm down with OMERTA. gimme a fuckin chance! hagen was fuckin irish and he got CONSIGLIERE! i don't need CAPOREGIME, just make me a soldier of some type. anyone?! gambinos?...
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dia:
I want to talk to Jessica sometime! Seriously. I love this girl! She has so much respect from me. I wish y'all lived closer. I cannot wait to meet you and postop both. But dammit, you should bring your girlie. Wait. Scratch that. No one should ever leave me to be with somebodies girlie.
I have something for you. Catch me on AIM sometime, late.
*big kiss* and slip her one from me as well! You two are adorable!!!
I have something for you. Catch me on AIM sometime, late.
*big kiss* and slip her one from me as well! You two are adorable!!!
hm ... this may be it for me. interest has dwindled. now that i have a life, i don't sit here quite as much anymore. we'll see ...
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joyrider:
see ya around, man. take care.
dia:
I love you, sweetheart. You're beautiful and so is she.
i was at the DMV today with jess. we were standing in line to take the written test (88% thank you) and some guy approaches us and says 'it's like tommy lee and pamela. cool!'
i replied with 'yeah, the only difference is that they're both rich and we're both broke.'
i forgot to mention that i don't kick jess's ass.
clearly, it was an...
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i replied with 'yeah, the only difference is that they're both rich and we're both broke.'
i forgot to mention that i don't kick jess's ass.
clearly, it was an...
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timmy:
... and Jess doesn't have hepatitus.
aenemated:
well, yeah, that too ... and i'm not fronting a bad ministry ripoff band; but there's no need for particulars.
i now realize i have everything i could possibly wish for. i'm in a town i totally dig, the company is doing very well therefore i have money, i have some good friends here, jaguar kicks ass and i have a beautiful, wonderful girlfriend.
whoa - i'm almost content.
whoa - i'm almost content.
timmy:
I'm glad an OS makes your life complete.
aenemated:
it's SO much more than *JUST* an OS, brother ...
and today i am the happiest man alive.
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lefty:
he got laid!!!!
aenemated:
hahahahahahahahahahaha -- how'd ya guess? took two weeks, for christ's sake. thus ends the longest 3 months of my life. and i'd NEVER gone that long.
just dropped jessica off at work. i couldn't stick around and distract her because of work i must do tomorrow -- so i'm alone for the first time in at least a week, probably more. shortly, i'll take a shower, probably read for a few and then go to bed. and she won't be there to cuddle with.
i don't like it. the time i've...
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i don't like it. the time i've...
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timmy:
I'm happy for you man.
I'm just smirking at the phrase "beat that package"
I'm just smirking at the phrase "beat that package"
thelastasthmatic:
drummer...
we park our car in the same garage my friend!
g'luck with jess.
we park our car in the same garage my friend!
g'luck with jess.
i have now been officially banned from wal-mart forever. FOR-EVER.
i like target better anyway.
i like target better anyway.
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aenemated:
shhhhhhhhh ... dont talk about that one.
elise:
awwww poor cutie trent!!!!! :-(
my boyfriend got kicked out of meijer for acting gay with our friend jonny.
SOMEONE'S homophobic.
my boyfriend got kicked out of meijer for acting gay with our friend jonny.
SOMEONE'S homophobic.
temporary new roommate. guess who?!
yup, it's her. yay.
yup, it's her.
yay.
dia:
photos?