aeneas

Song Ideas Concocted While Drinking Heavily:

"You say 'hey, I laid the ol' lady,' I say 'I laid the ol' lady, too!'"
(The Dixie Chicks. Say the title really fast. Now imagine it with banjo and fiddle. Yee haw!)

"I ain't that good-lookin'; you ain't all that smart."
(Brad Paisley)

"William Shatner's toupee is but a shadow in the glory of thy mirkin."
(Lucinda Williams with Ani di Franco)

"Holy fucking Goddamn shit, I think I love you."
(Enya. Sung in Gaelic. Who would ever know?)