aeleven

I tried. I really tried. For some reason I am up late again and unusually exhausted. I'm running on coffee and beer and can't seem to muster any kind of entry. I was a complete LACK today. I lacked getting anything done. I lacked, lacked, lacked. Call me LACK. I must at least learn to maintain good posture if I'm going to hang around here....
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I know no one comes to check my journal yet, if you do, please tell me what you think of handclaps, shaving, long reads on the shitter, your girlfriend's girls, and for christsakes the Ugg challenge! C'mon I wrote that shit before anyone was listening, and maybe you're still not, but it was all hard work. Besides, when I stumble onto your page I reciprocate....
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Don't get me wrong, I love this city, I love the cold and I love the snow, I'd take the cold over the heat anyday, but I've been unable to stop dreaming of the left coast.

I really must go. SG's power is narcotic.

Shitassfuckcunt, I am back. Goddamned, I must get out of here. I have blown this day to hell... At least I am not stuck in that little cubicle with that hag calling me "blue eyes" and breathing down my back. Slrrrp the Dorito dust off your fingers lady, hungry and poor or not, life is too precious to live stuck in a job that you...
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ignore this entry, it's dogshit. is this what people want to read?

My dog played Steve McQueen in the Great Escape today. The little fucker had a frat party with Belushi. Sonofabitch I heard him right on the other side of the door when I neared the top of my stairs. His fucking little nub waving hysterically when I came in... What the fuck asshole!...
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let's go make snow angels... can i put you on my bathroom wall?

the snow is so ugly and grey and hard now, it's cold and i'd love to see your breath hot on my hair. it's ice. two nights ago it was fresh and thens slush under the tracks of yellow cabs running up first ave, passing along the drunks diving into shit bars...
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A thought! Suicide Girls are the only twenty-first century girls who don't wear Uggs.

That, newsflash, is hot!

Don't get me wrong, I love all those suburban girls, like the ones I used to go to school with, who come into the city love handled and thong-stuffed into their rinsed citzensofhumanitypaperdenimseven's and bumble and bounce around calf deep in those furry little monsters. But...
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Please don't shave. At least not too much. If you're going to do it, make sure you do it right. Pay top dollar and relax, let someone stick their head between your legs and rubber cement your body... But why? We love teenage girls, but we love to suck on you more. I don't understand that playboy patch??? At least, I like to taste you......
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