aeleven

ignore this entry, it's dogshit. is this what people want to read?

My dog played Steve McQueen in the Great Escape today. The little fucker had a frat party with Belushi. Sonofabitch I heard him right on the other side of the door when I neared the top of my stairs. His fucking little nub waving hysterically when I came in... What the fuck asshole! What did you do and how did you break free?

Truth be told, I think I left his gate unlatched when I left this morning. I am the asshole. How could I stay made at this...




oh, and what are you to think when one of your girlfriend's girls surmises that you've got a rocket in your pocket? generally, i do not wear tight pants...