Please don't shave. At least not too much. If you're going to do it, make sure you do it right. Pay top dollar and relax, let someone stick their head between your legs and rubber cement your body... But why? We love teenage girls, but we love to suck on you more. I don't understand that playboy patch??? At least, I like to taste you... When you order a steak, how do you like it? It's just the same, I like to see your eyes. I like your side, your hips rocking above your ass on my thighs... I sweat too. I know it's not right, but I want you and some day I'll have you...
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