aeleven

let's go make snow angels... can i put you on my bathroom wall?

the snow is so ugly and grey and hard now, it's cold and i'd love to see your breath hot on my hair. it's ice. two nights ago it was fresh and thens slush under the tracks of yellow cabs running up first ave, passing along the drunks diving into shit bars...
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A thought! Suicide Girls are the only twenty-first century girls who don't wear Uggs.

That, newsflash, is hot!

Don't get me wrong, I love all those suburban girls, like the ones I used to go to school with, who come into the city love handled and thong-stuffed into their rinsed citzensofhumanitypaperdenimseven's and bumble and bounce around calf deep in those furry little monsters. But...
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Please don't shave. At least not too much. If you're going to do it, make sure you do it right. Pay top dollar and relax, let someone stick their head between your legs and rubber cement your body... But why? We love teenage girls, but we love to suck on you more. I don't understand that playboy patch??? At least, I like to taste you......
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