WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THREE MARTINI LUNCH?
(was there really a time of the three martini lunch?)
Forget sitting in a cubicle while chained to your desk and eating takeout that's been rendered cold waiting for someone else to hear the specials. What's happened? Let's get up, stretch the legs and go out to lunch! God, how I used to try. People just expect you...
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(was there really a time of the three martini lunch?)
Forget sitting in a cubicle while chained to your desk and eating takeout that's been rendered cold waiting for someone else to hear the specials. What's happened? Let's get up, stretch the legs and go out to lunch! God, how I used to try. People just expect you...
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THIS IS SERIOUS, I've finally figured it out.
and now, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
and now, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
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bedheadchicken:
eh, I figured it out too, then I forgot.
jazz:
hmmm interesting, very interesting.................
Remember when The Russian's were really scary?
I USED TO BE "DEPARTMENT A" KGB
I USED TO BE "DEPARTMENT A" KGB
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bedheadchicken:
I think "Red Dawn" was then replaced by "Rambo" as Reagan's favorite movie.
He was such a great thinker, wasn't he?
He was such a great thinker, wasn't he?
marieceleste:
Now you've done it! Go on and blow my cover why don't you!
Here's your next special assignment:
My highland goat (My highland goat)
Was a feelin fine (Was a feelin fine)
He ate six shirts (He ate six shirts)
Off my back line (Off my back line)
I took a stick (I took a stick)
And I gave him a whack (And I gave him a whack)
And I tied him to (And I tied him to)
The railroad track (The railroad track)
The whistle blew (The whistle blew)
And the train drew nigh (And the train drew nigh)
My highland goat (My highland goat)
Was sure to die (Was sure to die)
I took a knife (I took a knife)
And cut that rope (And cut that rope)
And set him free (And set him free)
My highland goat (My highland goat)
My highland goatyoatyoat
Was a feelin fineyineyine
He ate six shirteyirteirts
Off my back lineyineyine
I took a stickyickyick
And I gave him a whackyackyack
And I tied him toeyoeyoo
The railroad trackyackyack
The whistle blewyewyew
And the train drew nighyighyigh
My highland goatyoatyoat
Was sure to dieyieyie
I took a knifeyifeyife
And cut that ropeyopeope
And set him freeyeyee
My highland goatyoatyoat.
Here's your next special assignment:
My highland goat (My highland goat)
Was a feelin fine (Was a feelin fine)
He ate six shirts (He ate six shirts)
Off my back line (Off my back line)
I took a stick (I took a stick)
And I gave him a whack (And I gave him a whack)
And I tied him to (And I tied him to)
The railroad track (The railroad track)
The whistle blew (The whistle blew)
And the train drew nigh (And the train drew nigh)
My highland goat (My highland goat)
Was sure to die (Was sure to die)
I took a knife (I took a knife)
And cut that rope (And cut that rope)
And set him free (And set him free)
My highland goat (My highland goat)
My highland goatyoatyoat
Was a feelin fineyineyine
He ate six shirteyirteirts
Off my back lineyineyine
I took a stickyickyick
And I gave him a whackyackyack
And I tied him toeyoeyoo
The railroad trackyackyack
The whistle blewyewyew
And the train drew nighyighyigh
My highland goatyoatyoat
Was sure to dieyieyie
I took a knifeyifeyife
And cut that ropeyopeope
And set him freeyeyee
My highland goatyoatyoat.
STUDY FINDS NPR FUCKS WITH PEOPLES HEAD WHILE SLEEPING (causes dreams that dig up all sorts of shit from subconscious)
(con't from last entry)
... And the day got better as it turned to night. Sometimes it's a strangers smile, sometimes it's the inexplicable lack of concern at a dwindling bank account, sometimes it's a song that turns the day to gold and makes you...
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(con't from last entry)
... And the day got better as it turned to night. Sometimes it's a strangers smile, sometimes it's the inexplicable lack of concern at a dwindling bank account, sometimes it's a song that turns the day to gold and makes you...
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trementina:
Songs healing your heart?yep, or smashing it too...
I'm so selfish with music, all the great songs just make the pieces of myself go together...When I listen my favourite albums, like My Bloody Valentine's loveless or the Yo la Tengo classics, I fall into myself. When I involve someone else I have a pop soundtrack, featuring Sheryl Crow or even worse, in a good sense...Guess that's why I'm a lonely soul....
sushi and vodka....man, that's the best combination ever!!!
I'll be careful not to try it for a while, it would bring me to a non-stepford state there....
Ps:edited to tell you that Betty agreed, she'll strip at your bachelor party...wanna try with aunt jemima as well?
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I'm so selfish with music, all the great songs just make the pieces of myself go together...When I listen my favourite albums, like My Bloody Valentine's loveless or the Yo la Tengo classics, I fall into myself. When I involve someone else I have a pop soundtrack, featuring Sheryl Crow or even worse, in a good sense...Guess that's why I'm a lonely soul....
sushi and vodka....man, that's the best combination ever!!!
I'll be careful not to try it for a while, it would bring me to a non-stepford state there....
Ps:edited to tell you that Betty agreed, she'll strip at your bachelor party...wanna try with aunt jemima as well?
[Edited on Jan 30, 2005 1:00PM]
severus:
I guess everyone is trying to be cool sometimes but this being ironic and evil thing is the worst. Why can't people just be themselves, irony should be used in a smart funny way not being used all the time just because people can't stand for anything because they are so afraid others is going to make fun of them even if it's not even funny.... i don't get it. how are you doing, anything special going on?
Today started unsuccessfully as my lamb of a girl put it to me in a bedside note.
I got to bed restless, and then couldn't get back to sleep after the damned dog just had to go out for a crap at five-a-freezing a.m. I tossed and turned, stewing in my self-doubt, anger, frustration, and pity until the sun was coming up, and then, as...
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I got to bed restless, and then couldn't get back to sleep after the damned dog just had to go out for a crap at five-a-freezing a.m. I tossed and turned, stewing in my self-doubt, anger, frustration, and pity until the sun was coming up, and then, as...
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marieceleste:
Hey! I just had a great idea! I could get a little dog like yours, and call it Mistress P, after O!
trementina:
try and get some sleep with the Golden years....four ladies screaming through the tv while you were trying to go on sleeping....
soooo disturbing....
soooo disturbing....
Jeffrey Beaumont says, "It's a strange world."
... and I say it's small too. How long have I been here and I have already found someone out.
Frank Booth(and I agree),"Suave! Goddamn, you are one suave fucker!"
Have they found me? What's the protocol here, goddamned this is great! Fuck me if it ain't six degrees of separation. Let's go get a beer!...
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... and I say it's small too. How long have I been here and I have already found someone out.
Frank Booth(and I agree),"Suave! Goddamn, you are one suave fucker!"
Have they found me? What's the protocol here, goddamned this is great! Fuck me if it ain't six degrees of separation. Let's go get a beer!...
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guillaume:
really, the nurse outfit and tattoos are probably the best match.
too bad she was just my "business" partner, i feel sick. really.
too bad she was just my "business" partner, i feel sick. really.
trementina:
And I only wear blue velvet
What time is it here?
Today is a good day, the sun is shining and I am up early enough to see all of it. It's bright here in my living room, and not too warm inside because it's nice and cold outside. I spent the morning with a little kid sleeping on my shoulder. We played ball and he giggled uncontrollably when the ball...
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Today is a good day, the sun is shining and I am up early enough to see all of it. It's bright here in my living room, and not too warm inside because it's nice and cold outside. I spent the morning with a little kid sleeping on my shoulder. We played ball and he giggled uncontrollably when the ball...
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I tried. I really tried. For some reason I am up late again and unusually exhausted. I'm running on coffee and beer and can't seem to muster any kind of entry. I was a complete LACK today. I lacked getting anything done. I lacked, lacked, lacked. Call me LACK. I must at least learn to maintain good posture if I'm going to hang around here....
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marieceleste:
A few hours with a toddler will surely sort you out, dear lacky. Hope your head's ok. 
x.
Hey! this pic wins!
I love your dog, what kind is it?
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x.
Hey! this pic wins!
I love your dog, what kind is it?
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marieceleste:
I just noticed that you posted that in Sophie's journal yesterday. All our journals are going to end up in some weird mirror-triangle. Phwoar! A 3-way!
I know no one comes to check my journal yet, if you do, please tell me what you think of handclaps, shaving, long reads on the shitter, your girlfriend's girls, and for christsakes the Ugg challenge! C'mon I wrote that shit before anyone was listening, and maybe you're still not, but it was all hard work. Besides, when I stumble onto your page I reciprocate....
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sophie:
he he he! now we're really going to take you over! Celeste and i are double-teaming you! you're in for it!
believe me, you'll have a smile on your face when you go.
um, sorry about the incredibly long post. ridiculous of me.
thanks for the adorable picture of a CUTE, precious puppy dog and a coffee handle. too too cute.
believe me, you'll have a smile on your face when you go.
um, sorry about the incredibly long post. ridiculous of me.
thanks for the adorable picture of a CUTE, precious puppy dog and a coffee handle. too too cute.
webdiosa:
Hey thanks for the compliment on my back. Since you've visited my journal I will continue to reciprocate. The info from your friend Sophie is right on the mark and it will help me while I'm freaking out about my new job. Thanks
Don't get me wrong, I love this city, I love the cold and I love the snow, I'd take the cold over the heat anyday, but I've been unable to stop dreaming of the left coast.
I really must go. SG's power is narcotic.
I really must go. SG's power is narcotic.
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erica:
Hi, friend?
erica:
Hahaha. Okay. I am glad you are on my friends list now.
Shitassfuckcunt, I am back. Goddamned, I must get out of here. I have blown this day to hell... At least I am not stuck in that little cubicle with that hag calling me "blue eyes" and breathing down my back. Slrrrp the Dorito dust off your fingers lady, hungry and poor or not, life is too precious to live stuck in a job that you...
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ignore this entry, it's dogshit. is this what people want to read?
My dog played Steve McQueen in the Great Escape today. The little fucker had a frat party with Belushi. Sonofabitch I heard him right on the other side of the door when I neared the top of my stairs. His fucking little nub waving hysterically when I came in... What the fuck asshole!...
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My dog played Steve McQueen in the Great Escape today. The little fucker had a frat party with Belushi. Sonofabitch I heard him right on the other side of the door when I neared the top of my stairs. His fucking little nub waving hysterically when I came in... What the fuck asshole!...
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cliona:
Oh you're dog's so cute! I'm new on here and was looking around. This place is addicting! Thought I'd say hi!
HI!
HI!
There may not appear to be much misery in this picture, but I took it at a time when I was feeling ever-so lonely, and the idyllic sundrenched picnic seemed like something I would never attain. Ha!
I LOVED Eternal Sunshine. In fact, just after the trailer for A Life Aquatic they showed a trailer for that, and I got SO excited, 'cos I thought Charlie Kaufman had gone and written/made that sequel he mentioned once in an interview, where you get to see the whole episode from Her perspective. But alas, it was just having another run at the cinema I was in. I might go see it again.
I love the fact that we're never online at the same time, so we can leave semiphor and code, one for the other to decifer when we awake.
And yes I Hate Men! (But I don't! Just the one. I've gotten past grief and anger to humour already. But bloody hell - the sex was so fucking great! That jerk.)