A couple things to share:
Latest favorite bumper sticker:
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
The fantastically bizarre version of English in the instructions to a humidifier I just got. I swear this is real:
There has a water-level sensor switch to switch off the unit automatically while the water is not enough, meanwhile, the indicator on the top of the sensor switch is on, which remind you adding water in time. (When the water in the bowl is enough to emerge the indicator light, the light is off immediately). We use this design in our products to avoid damaging the ceramic disc due to it continues to work at no water.
...and another gem:
Place the transformer at breezy place and it shall be far away moisture place.
Latest favorite bumper sticker:
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
The fantastically bizarre version of English in the instructions to a humidifier I just got. I swear this is real:
There has a water-level sensor switch to switch off the unit automatically while the water is not enough, meanwhile, the indicator on the top of the sensor switch is on, which remind you adding water in time. (When the water in the bowl is enough to emerge the indicator light, the light is off immediately). We use this design in our products to avoid damaging the ceramic disc due to it continues to work at no water.
...and another gem:
Place the transformer at breezy place and it shall be far away moisture place.
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mikael:
Can't wait to hear of your adventures in Freelance Land 
lucia:
I had an "instruction menual" that said "please find out the screw." hahahahahhahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'd think that with all the money these companies are saving by paying sweatshop workers instead of paying a decent wage, they'd have enough left for decent translators. 