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Just decided to watch a marathon of recorded TV programs (Damn this Sky Plus, and it's fancy-pants 'record-any-series-you-like-automatically' charm. I have no social life left.). I've got to clear space for more crap it's got on the planner, which it thinks I'll like. Awww, how sweet of it.

Hang on! The freaky piece of crap is trying to read my mind!?!

Hup! False alarm. It's not got any porn listed...

Anyway, watched last two episodes of Derren Brown, and am now convinced that with his powers, I could conceivably take over the world. Or a shopping centre at least. Perhaps just a coffee shop to start with. Or maybe take it slowly, and just take over my bedroom.



I also watched a very cute film about two straight women becoming lesbians (or some such crap). I'm not cynical that love has no bounds, but currently single, it's not good playing with my mind like that. The idea of another two women falling out of potential circulation is damaging to my hopes that there 'really' are more fish in the sea.

But did you hear? Dolphins get caught in fishing nets, and our seas will be empty in 20 years. Inspires single's with confidence that, doesn't it?

I'm writing far too much; but I'm stark-sober; have had the tiniest smidgen of caffine; have not seen any naked women and am sitting up at 3.30am on my powerbook, typing madly.



G'night, or G'mornin'