adonia

Did you ever get the feeling that when guys look at you all they are really seeing is one big walking Vagina? Well, maybe just some guys. This one I work with is such a loser that everytime you tell him you went out with a boy he askes if you.. you know *balls fist and makes jerky back and forth movement*. WTF. I bet he hasn't been laid in years.

So, I am thinking about starting a business where girls hire me to see if their men will cheat on them. PI stuff.. Agent Adonia, code name: Walking Vag. On second thought, maybe not.