Tuesday Jun 15, 2004

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I am on vacation. Thank Fucking God. My job is the absolute worst job, well, besides the guy who mops up cum at the peep show. That job IS the worst job of all the jobs there ever was.

I went to the Doctor today for my annual pap smear. I would rather have strange plastic instruments and swabs stuck inside me all day than have to go to work ever again. But then who will pay the mortgage? I bet there is some sort of fetish porn site that would video that and give me money. Takers??
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dharmabox:
feel for you had to go in to have the plumbing checked and out of the kindness of his heart the doc felt i need the finger wave to top it off. that is so humilating! whatever

now that you have updated twice how about a "hi! how you doing post over here! wink

enjoy the vacation sounds like it was well earned! kiss
dharmabox:
hate to say this but even the finger wave is better than a migraine. frown

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