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Past couple days have been a little on the crazy side. My best friend is visiting from IL for a wedding, I love her to death but the girl can drive me nuts sometimes.

We went to the Crystal mall and got matching ID bracelets that say *Best Buds* on it. Yeah we're cheesy I know. We stopped at Mrs. Fields and practically bought out the whole place *drools*. Made a quick stop in at Spencers to get some bachelorette party favors penis shaped gummis and lickable willies, basically penis shaped ring pops. Jen insisted on getting a male blow up doll that you could play ring toss on as well. I had to draw the line there.

So off to the party we went. I was aware that there was supposed to be a stripper there at some point during the night, but the bride to be didn't. So when the pizza guy walked in and had tight ass spandex pants on I went running to the other room. He was a little ummmm how can I say a little too ummmm verbal. Making lots of noises and insisting on being spanked. It was a little too much for me to handle, so I just sat back and watched my friend be humped by the pizza guy.

Ok night I suppose got drunk and had a conversation with a guy in a thong, can't say I've ever done that before.

Time to go to work now