ok so i'm coming home from work today. when i get behind this car. as you do when your going home from work at 6:15 in the a.m. so i look at the car and realize "Holy Shit i'm being mooned by a runt ass little dog!?!?!" some rat on acid is standing in the back seat of some nondescript car of blue hue. and is showing his ass to the world. now i've seen everything.
my eyes are blurring so i guess i must be tired. and some fucking gnat is buzzing around my head pissing me off . that bug better recognize.
before i get midevil on his ass.
here's a messed up conversation.
from my GF while giving me a handjob.
m- do you like it when i cum all over you?
c- no not really, but i know it makes you happy.
m- wow but it's not fun if you don't like it.
c- i just like seeing how far you can shoot.
m- i said i was sorry about shooting it in your nose. i was aiming for your chest honest.
see new pics hope you enjoy.
my eyes are blurring so i guess i must be tired. and some fucking gnat is buzzing around my head pissing me off . that bug better recognize.
before i get midevil on his ass.
here's a messed up conversation.
from my GF while giving me a handjob.
m- do you like it when i cum all over you?
c- no not really, but i know it makes you happy.
m- wow but it's not fun if you don't like it.
c- i just like seeing how far you can shoot.
m- i said i was sorry about shooting it in your nose. i was aiming for your chest honest.
see new pics hope you enjoy.
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Ditching workis fun. I've been doing it for over a year.