ok please ignore that last entry.
anyway on with the show that is my life.
top 5 or so embarassing moments.
5. my mom walking in on me masturbating. i don't think she saw anything. it looked like i was praying at the side of my bed......at lest she never said anything about it. but god was it awkward.
4. well bother i thought i could recall all the times i got embarrassed. but suddenly my mind is a blank so i guess that here i sit embarrassed that i can't think of anything else embarrassing.
3. any of the times i got caught making out when i was in college. rather a annoying for security to walk in when you got your hand on her breast giving it a good squeeze. (it was a christian college.)
2. i blush alot but that's cause i'm hot blooded. not much really gets me people mistake my face turning red as a sign of embarrassment. but that's cause i want them to think that. it makes them feel good about themselves to think heh yeah i got mark to blush.....little do they know muahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
1. sorry but country bob's all purpose sauce must once again occupy this slot. because you see it really is all purpose. and the best way to do anything is with all purpose sauce......
well i got through 5 things, but only the first one was really embarrassing. oh wait there was the time i heard my parents having sex.....damn thought i had blocked that one......oh well there ya go. what's some of your worst moments?
anyway on with the show that is my life.
top 5 or so embarassing moments.
5. my mom walking in on me masturbating. i don't think she saw anything. it looked like i was praying at the side of my bed......at lest she never said anything about it. but god was it awkward.
4. well bother i thought i could recall all the times i got embarrassed. but suddenly my mind is a blank so i guess that here i sit embarrassed that i can't think of anything else embarrassing.
3. any of the times i got caught making out when i was in college. rather a annoying for security to walk in when you got your hand on her breast giving it a good squeeze. (it was a christian college.)
2. i blush alot but that's cause i'm hot blooded. not much really gets me people mistake my face turning red as a sign of embarrassment. but that's cause i want them to think that. it makes them feel good about themselves to think heh yeah i got mark to blush.....little do they know muahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
1. sorry but country bob's all purpose sauce must once again occupy this slot. because you see it really is all purpose. and the best way to do anything is with all purpose sauce......
well i got through 5 things, but only the first one was really embarrassing. oh wait there was the time i heard my parents having sex.....damn thought i had blocked that one......oh well there ya go. what's some of your worst moments?
Nice to see a man blush..always is.
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