adelina

You have always loved ice cream. As a child, you longed for ice cream at every meal. You became defined by the love for this ice cream. You ate lots of it, but dreamt about it even more. Whipped cream, nuts, cherries, sprinkles, the endless varieties of ice cream made your life a sparkly wonderland. Til one day you decide that you don't like ice cream at all, not even a teensy bit...You decide that you don't even like the ice cream cousins - sorbet and yogurt. You despise creamy dairy and it makes you puke. What defines you no longer is. You've out-grown it. You become lost. and confused. You're looking for something else. But it can't be found. Doesn't want to be found. Now what?

Excuse me while my life disintegrates.

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Corollary: Professors take big dumps because they're full of bullS*it.

Online classes are a joke. "Distance programs" with nothing but these internet courses are a sad sad excuse for education. Damn universities for having these programs! And they pat themselves on the back for providing alternative methods of teaching/catering to adults! Whilst charging $$$ up the wazoo! It's like swiping credit cards through a girl's clam.

I will not be a university janitor.

On a lighter and brighter note, I want these:

Because wearing sensible utilitarian underwear all the time gets tiresome.