recently, my car orgasms when it reaches 65 to 70 mph. it shivers, sputters and shakes, sometimes it even thunderously rattles. this scares me, so i usually stay at a safe 55 to 60 mph on the highway (which is a ridiculously snail-like pace 'round here). i am confined to the left-most (the slow granny) lane because if i don't the drivers in other vehicles decide to give me the death-glare for my reduced speed. it's not like my car is THAT old...approaching ten years and not over 100,000 in mileage. what could be the problem? why can't it go faster without convulsing in orgasmic seizures?
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oldzork:
I've never heard of any method of detoxifying anemones... but then, I've never looked, either.... if I come across something, I'll let you know... but don't hold your breath!!
ultimatelewser:
Well, I was lucky enough to find a ticket online and whatnot. So GO ME! 