Eeeurururueerrraaaarrrrrrggggggrgrrhh! 
Training for my new job was switched from tues and wed (today & tomorrow) to this fri (may7) and sat (may8) instead. Under normal circumstances this would not produce riotous indignation, but I had previous plans made for Saturday - plans made more than 6 months ago, my cousin Kat's wedding. I so dearly needed/wanted to attend this nuptial ceremony & reception, it is going to be the event-of-the-year in my family, aside from something also similarly eventful which occurred this last february. Innumerable relations from all over the world will be in attendance. Why God Why Do You Do This To Me!?!? What have I done? The most "terrible" thing I've ever done is take nude photos of myself. Ha Ha Ha. Oh, bitter bitter bitter fruit of life. I s'pose I should just be thankful that I did get this new job. I am thankful. Really, I am. I abhor the saying "timing is everything" - the timing of the training is an inconvenient pitfall - and there is nothing, nothing, nothing, which I can do to circumvent this wicked situation. Should I take this with stride, pretend it doesn't irk me as it does, and putter around as usual? No, no, and no. I need someone to tell me a few good jokes, not political ones - ok, ok, I don't want the standard guffaw-type jokes, I need to hear the slight snicker-inducing hypersexualized double entendres, or cheesy anecdotal humor that won't rupture a blood vessel, but rouse a badly-needed chuckle.
Training for my new job was switched from tues and wed (today & tomorrow) to this fri (may7) and sat (may8) instead. Under normal circumstances this would not produce riotous indignation, but I had previous plans made for Saturday - plans made more than 6 months ago, my cousin Kat's wedding. I so dearly needed/wanted to attend this nuptial ceremony & reception, it is going to be the event-of-the-year in my family, aside from something also similarly eventful which occurred this last february. Innumerable relations from all over the world will be in attendance. Why God Why Do You Do This To Me!?!? What have I done? The most "terrible" thing I've ever done is take nude photos of myself. Ha Ha Ha. Oh, bitter bitter bitter fruit of life. I s'pose I should just be thankful that I did get this new job. I am thankful. Really, I am. I abhor the saying "timing is everything" - the timing of the training is an inconvenient pitfall - and there is nothing, nothing, nothing, which I can do to circumvent this wicked situation. Should I take this with stride, pretend it doesn't irk me as it does, and putter around as usual? No, no, and no. I need someone to tell me a few good jokes, not political ones - ok, ok, I don't want the standard guffaw-type jokes, I need to hear the slight snicker-inducing hypersexualized double entendres, or cheesy anecdotal humor that won't rupture a blood vessel, but rouse a badly-needed chuckle.VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
I think that you are right about the lack of a boyfriend. But it is still lonely to watch your friends being so cute and sweet and happy, and know that you can't do that with anyone right now.